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• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Stoned music memories
• every day she stands there, waiting. every day, she's gone when i get there.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Things to do when technology gets here
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I'll get there when I get there
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• By the Time I Get to Phoenix
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• I don't get many things right the first time
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Buy stuff, E2 gets money (document)
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• How to get your stuff voted up
• Fall Down Seven Times Get Up Eight
• I'll get you next time, Gadget!
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Inside every surjection is a bijection waiting to get out.
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• I get home safe every evening
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• Get a rise out of someone
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Melinda goes back in time and I get to watch
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• We get too tense when we drive
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• Time to get the hell out of Oly
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When I get like this
• When did the World get so old?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Remember the first time you heard your parents get really scared?
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• The second mouse gets the cheese
• Getting what you want from disgruntled lab techs
• Get it up
• Get off the shed
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• Get a real computer!
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get under the bed
• Birthdays get less significant as you get older
• get drunk
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Get off the nut
• get a clue
• You were a bookmark to the time when I loved every sunrise
• get to the point
• Get a communications degree and we'll talk
• get off
• Every single day is its own apocalypse. Every time we fall asleep is an extinction.
• get right down to it
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• Are guys who get blowjobs from guys straight?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• How to get it
• Get Happy!
• Where did you get that hat?
• How to get in touch with your feminine side
• Get a valentine
• Get hit with
• Get the finger put on
• Get off the gun
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• Get the hell out of Dodge
• How to get rid of a cold
• Get rich trading on the stock market
• Get on the Bus
• The Get Up Kids
• How to get rid of a tailgater
• Get a life!
• The Get Along Gang
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• The Public Wants What The Public Gets
• How to get rid of a telemarketer
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• Life sucks. Get over it.
• How to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
• Get your rocks off
• You can't get there from here
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get
• Get over it
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Get rich quick
• Get hip
• Get a load of
• Get out the crying towel
• Get hours
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• Craving a smoke
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• Get hit with the blocks
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• good reasons to get an education
• Get your filthy hands off my desert
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Good reasons to get decapitated
• get mine
• An angel gets its wings

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