I love my Xtreme Gulp.
As a tech support rep for Earthlink, I can sit at my
desk, in my cube, for hours on end, never having to expend the
additional energies required to refill my 52 oz mug of caffeinated
goodness. Bear in mind that the recommended serving size for Mountain
Dew is 12 oz. This gives me over 4 whole servings of my beverage of
choice. Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta...
This mug is beautiful. It's heavily insulated, which keeps my
drink cold, but negates the annoying puddle of water that
accumulates under normal cups. My old cup used to sweat like
a prison guard getting ass-raped on a hot day in hell.
My only complaint is this: The mug is covered with NASCAR racing
pictures. I hate NASCAR. This blatant advertisement nearly kept
me from purchasing this gift
of the gods. However, fear not! Behold, ye feeble-minded masses! I
have discovered a great thing. Once, after owning my big gulp
for 3 weeks,
I decided to lug it home and run it through the dish washer, to remove the
weeks of built up green slime, backwash, and saliva from its
surfaces. After its wet run through the cleaners, I noticed part of Kyle
Petty's face was missing. This got me thinking.
Ten washings later, Tony Stewart is gone.
Kyle Petty is rapidly fading.
Soon, soon, the cup will be blemish free. And all
mine.