Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Wouldn't it be great to get under the hood of your computer, and have a fiddle about?"

• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could forget her
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• Get a real computer!
• if a cycle can be broken, then it will have been worth it
• Sometimes you have to be your own supervillain
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• I wouldn't be.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Tell me a story about taking whatever you could get
• I wouldn't be here if my judgement wasn't clouded
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• you have to be kidding
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• Questions I wouldn't be afraid of
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Spared the sight of what you wouldn't be the same if you had seen.
• Computers have no sense of time
• Why I really have to question the intelligence of computer game companies
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• You, standing
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
• maybe it's the writing about something that makes it great
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• Not all disagreements have to be a flame war
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her as a firework
• you have to be close to catch it
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• Meditation doesn't have to be spiritual
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• painting stars that have come to be
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• I have what I believe to be a photo of Olympia Dukakis in her underwear in 1977
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• You have the world’s consent to be beautiful
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• Dammit, those barricades have to be around here somewhere!
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• in the future, it will be illegal to charge money to get an advertisement-free experience
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• 10 great things about pregnancy
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I have been thinking about kissing. A lot.
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• maybe it's the writing about it that makes it great
• Advice I have been given about girls
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• What consoles need to be as good as computers at games
• I have a bad feeling about this
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• I have more stories about trains for you
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Wouldn't it be nice if I could remember her
• Wouldn't It Be Nice
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• Be a Great You
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• Be a Dumbass, Get a Cookie
• Not to be removed under penalty of law
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• painting stars that have not come to be
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Have we done enough to be saved?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others

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