Findings:

• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Fossils were put there by God
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• There will be no more stories to read
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• for now this is the best that can be done
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• you had to be there
• Now my bed has been crushed by nodeshells
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• not to be taken away
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• There will never be another you
• No place I'd rather be
• Professor Evil, prepare to be struck down by this shovel I found over in the corner! For JUSTICE!
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• There is a place between floating aimlessly with your head in the clouds and just scraping by in the mud-realm of men and commerce.
• The best kind of bartender
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• A whimper would be fine
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• There is some place I need to be
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• eternity would be boring
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• how many bird nests would be made from her lovely hair
• Where's the kaboom?
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• As nuclear explosions ravage New York City, the apartment block residents rush downstairs to escape the building, only to be forced into the basement by further explosions.
• Taken by storm
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• There will be time
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• There Will Be Blood
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• Now and Then, Here and There
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• There need to be more powers
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.

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