Findings:

• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
• There will be no more stories to read
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There need to be more powers
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• eternity would be boring
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• I never thought it would be like this
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Where would America be without Canada?
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Not to be taken internally
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• There Will Be Blood
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• I want to be woken by you climbing through my window
• No place I'd rather be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• you are likely to be eaten by a grue
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• The Man Who Would Be King
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• There can be only one
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• you had to be there
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Be a problematic duck over there
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• not to be taken away
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• A whimper would be fine
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• There will never be another you
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• it would be hilarious if only
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• there will be a last
• Life without music would be a mistake
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• What Weakness To Be Struck Down By A Phantom
• Six reasons -- er, four reasons -- why maybe there could be a (nontheistic) God
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The best kind of bartender
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• There will be time
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• Mind without body
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• That I Would Be Good
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• Some things that fly there be
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Be Here Now
• Jack Kerouac's Skull To Be Auctioned Off By Christie's
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• There are times when they seem to be right
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• Just to see what it would be like
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• Those who are as a light in the darkness shall ever be troubled by moths
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Be there or be square
• There is some place I need to be
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Where's the kaboom?
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores

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