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• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• There will be time
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• There is some place I need to be
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• Now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncy
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• Now is the winner of our discount tent made gory in slumber by this summoned orc
• Not to be taken internally
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• If I was a woman I'd be a feminist too
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Some things that fly there be
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• There need to be more powers
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• Be Here Now
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Call now, operators are standing by.
• Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
• And Man Said, "Let There Be God."
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• On the comet there will be much pie
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• Be a problematic duck over there
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• There can be only one
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• No threat should be taken lightly
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Life without music would be a mistake
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I cannot be touched by any of this madness
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• The Man Who Would Be King
• That I Would Be Good
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• all the cute guys will be there
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• There could still be a reunion of The Band
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• To leave you there by yourself chained to fate
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There is no smiley for the emotion I feel right now
• There needs to be a man page for females
• Mind without body
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Would you want to live there?
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• There is a Space Between your Shoulders where your wings used to be
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• That would be me
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Waiting to be wiped out by natural selection
• What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
• I never thought it would be like this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• There Will Be Blood
• you had to be there
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• it would be hilarious if only
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where would America be without Canada?
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• If you lived here, you'd be home now
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• there will be a last
• Taken by storm
• There and Now - Live in Vancouver 1968
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
• Be there or be square
• Now and Then, Here and There
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There By the Grace of God
• eternity would be boring
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Pray ferverently to what gods there be
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• not to be taken away
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Who Will Be There
• I'd Love to be a Fairy's Child
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• There is only now
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• There will be no more stories to read
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• Fossils were put there by God
• The best kind of bartender
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• A whimper would be fine
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• You are judged by the God that you choose to be judged by
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• There ought to be limits to freedom
• The Ten Commandments revised
• The moon slides down the stair, to see who's there
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• Come be Entertained by Baltimore's Divine Waters
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• A rose by any other name would smell as sweet

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