Findings:

• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• nodeshells that you might think could never be satisfactorily filled
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Things to consider if you think you might be a cartoon character
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Truly frightening Halloween costumes aren't much fun at parties
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• The Enigmatic Head of They Might Be Giants
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• you just might be evil
• This world might be saved, if only for the children
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• I think I think too much
• Never be the first to let go
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• You might be a moogle...
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Nicotine might not be the most harmful ingredient of tobacco
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
• I'll never be the other woman
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• I think that I shall never see
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• You might be a Michigander
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• nodeshells that could never be satisfactorily filled
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• Things never were what they used to be
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• I never knew how much snow it took to flush a toilet.
• I never thought it would be like this
• Never be without remembrance of Him
• You might be a Mormon
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Your dog might be evil...
• Much like what music wants to be
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• an invitation to be everything you never thought you could be
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• why you should never be a referee
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• How much fun is a barrel of monkeys?
• You might be a Washingtonian
• Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
• Let it never be said I slept through it. I never sleep
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I Might Be Wrong
• There will never be another you
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Working in the Library
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• It will never be just you
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Your god might be evil....
• Home I'll never be
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Music need not be popular to be good
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• What is and what should never be
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Dreamer, never learned to be ambitious
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Knowledge can never be certain
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• We never asked to be babysitters
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• Beware! This might be reality!
• You might be a '90s kid if
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Adam fell that men might be
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I sometimes think I am too much
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Things to consider if you might be talking to an alien
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• they does not know what it might be to live without them
• Never felt so much like singing the blues
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• The lady doth protest too much, methinks
• Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Things I Learned From Working At The Library
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• They Might Be Giants
• If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• think too much (user)
• murder can be fun
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• As much fun as watching paint dry
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• This node should be filled with bees!
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• The man who refused to be King
• God must be living in the sea.
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• we can all just be around other people
• To Be A Pilgrim
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Math for Fun and Profit
• Teaching kids greater and less than
• The Everything2 Ten-Year Anniversary Contest for Fun and Awesomeness
• British Library
• The Everything Library
• Ancient Library
• Library of Congress annotation
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue

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