Findings:

• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• You turn the atmosphere wild with currents of vitriol when you smile at the passing insects
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Men are 5, Women are 6
• Men and women are fundamentally different
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• when strangers tell me to smile
• Women writers who eroticize gay men for female readers
• Both Good & Evil in the Hearts of Men and Women
• It is just a face. It tells them nothing
• Long-haired men and short-haired women
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Men are stupid, women are evil, food is good
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• Men vs Women
• Men make more money than women
• The inherent nature of men and women
• Terrible things men say to women they're supposed to love
• Men are the great romantics, the dreamers and fools. Women are realists.
• On Mojitos, and the Men That Make Them
• Why women like the smell of men
• wipe the sweat from your brow and put a smile on your face
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don’t write love letters to women unless you are dating them
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Con Artists and The Women Who Love Them
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• smile when you say that
• If you don't want us to look at your breasts, don't shove them in our faces
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• The difference between men and women
• Why men like women's breasts
• How many men/women masturbate?
• Women are turned on verbally, men are turned on visually
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
• Why shouldn't men look at women's breasts?
• Things men want when they're drunk
• Are Men and Women Really Equal?
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• When sex hurts (Men)
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Judging women by their books
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• In the real world, it is almost always women and not men who are waiting under windows
• Men and Women
• Forget women - here's what men want
• Women, Men, and God in The Book of Genesis
• Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
• Ways men evaluate women
• The Marine Corps 3X Fitness Program For Men and Women
• When grown men cry
• Men seek effortless sex, women seek the chase
• Women, men, and the bad scientific study of the week
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Into a featureless face, they carve a smile.
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• How to Smile when You are in Pain
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• Why did we name them Sperm Whales?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• When sex hurts (women)
• When faced with an army of sheep, your only choice is to run
• Three women face the kingdom
• His face when she fell
• Face/Off
• face time
• face for radio
• Faces
• game face
• face to face
• face up
• Face on Mars
• straight face
• I'm pinching your face!
• I can see her face
• face value
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• MC Face
• Original Face
• Faces of Death
• Hero With A Thousand Faces
• Leather Face (user)
• Waking up with a dog breathing into your face
• Behold This Swarthy Face
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Something you definitely do not want on your face
• The White Face / Red Nose continuum
• Volcanoes are the pores of the earth's face
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• How to feminize a masculine face
• You charm'd me not with that fair face
• Someone outlined against the sky, the sun too bright to see her face
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• my ass, your face
• The Face of Battle
• open face sandwich
• Till We Have Faces
• A Slap in the Face of Public Taste
• I can't see your face in my mind
• about face
• without a face (user)
• face card
• Faces, Forms, & Illusions
• I met Death face to face, and I mocked her!
• save face
• mono vision TV face
• butter face
• Your face laid yellow on night
• painted faces and fierce longings
• blank faces passing
• blow up in your face
• Today We Choose Faces
• The challenge we face
• On maintaining the spirit of Christmas in the face of reality
• The yellow face, it burns us!
• I walked around all day with a pubic hair on my face
• soft swish of tires on the streets, and my face in the mirror came as a dark surprise
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• Why Dost Thou Shade Thy Lovely Face?
• Charcoal Face
• Make the Moon Cover her Blushing Face
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• Mapping faces to a triangular grid of vertices
• To Her Face
• Face down, Nine edge first
• a dream or a hallucination. words for a still-abstract face.
• A face like a slapped arse
• Detachable face
• The Many Faces of Vinny Brown
• False Faces
• the face (user)
• Smiling, in the face of desperation
• White Face
• Colored face on which a frown
• Same face, same race
• The portion of her face she allows me to see
• The Face of the Earth
• Social injustice in the face of Absurdism
• His face
• Famous Faces on Australian Bank Notes
• Heroin face
• La Face Cachée de la Lune
• Face cleat
• false face (user)
• Face recognition

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