Findings:

• Will the Real Bruce Perens Please Stand Up?
• Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shutup?
• Sit Down. Stand Up.
• if you weren't real I would make you up
• Generic stand up comedy routine
• Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
• This is the kind of English up with which I will not put
• The ocean will one day give up its dead
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Will my children grow up without Popeye?
• I can't stand up for falling down
• Boys That Will Never Grow Up
• Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• My Father Will Guide Me Up a Rope to the Sky
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Stand Up for Judas
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Someday you will browse your Google to Google to pick up some more google
• Stand Up and Shout
• An Original Stand Up Routine
• we can give up, but the world never will
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• From where the sun now stands, I will nodeshell no more forever.
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• And then stand/alone/bitch popped up under 'local matches'
• Original Stand Up Routine
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• Stand Up Guy
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Stand Up and Bless the Lord
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Someday you will drive your Sony to the sony to pick up some more Sony
• Stand up! Stand up for Jesus
• stand up comedy
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Open up my heart and I will show it
• Hurry up please it's time
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Someday you will drive your CowboyNeal to the CowboyNeal to pick up some more CowboyNeal
• i can tell you the dreaming up north is real and wide
• Maybe if we're lucky the person dreaming our lives will wake up
• Will somebody please think of the children?
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Stand up philosophy
• Eventually you will need to open up the shades to let the light in
• Love will fill us up, will make us better than
• Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
• One of these days the cops will catch up with me
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• stand up
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• I will not help you beat yourself up
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• I like to take up space
• I woke up and thought it was Saturday
• Fucked up Facts from History
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Backing up your Windows registry file
• cabin fever with the water crawling up
• steve threw up
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• skin up
• Up close and personal
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• meet up
• suck it up
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Growing up with the Sierra Club and NRC
• Having sex up against a wall
• the smell of rain pressed up tight against a cricket-song
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Devil up her sleeve
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Bitch set me up!
• The Break Up
• Shut up, you with your more intelligent arguments
• fucked up criteria (user)
• up the hill, houses and the ghosts of two dogs
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• A Boy's Will
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• God has no free will
• thy will
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• You will not remember me at all
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
• The Eagle Will Rise Again
• You will not reach enlightenment by reading things
• I will be in my trailer!
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• will do (user)
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Messiah Complex Self-Test
• This love will be your downfall.
• Please use plain text
• say please
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• She sits where she pleases
• You will try.
• We're doing very well, doctor. Please open the door?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• real hack
• Real Player
• real hackers don't use variable types
• It's almost like you're real
• God is for Real, Man
• How to become a real ghostbuster
• Campaign for Real Beauty
• Country Real Estate
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Stand by Your Man
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Stand alone
• I am not making this up
• tied up
• All caught up
• Lay up
• hacked up
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• caught up in the clouds, soaked with beautiful tears
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• Windows tries to cover up its mistakes
• Tangled Up In Blue
• Shooting up Vicodin
• How to ride a bicycle up an escalator
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• The expansion of the universe is speeding up
• You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
• The little brick school up the river
• Bringing up baby
• Because it all burns up
• Declaration of the Causes and Necessity of Taking Up Arms
• How to pick up Sheilas
• grade up
• Shut The Fuck Up
• Wrapt up in warm flannel
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• Living it up in the Lowlands - an international Dutch nodermeet
• cut u up (user)
• your name, once I wake up
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• It's a sweet fast song stepping swiftly up Hannah's stairs
• Up on melancholy hill, there's a plastic tree
• sun might not come up tomorrow
• Will Shortz
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• Capitalism will save the environment
• Will I ever know?
• You will lose everything you love making your point
• Heart! We Will Forget Him!
• The doctors are confident the pills will always win
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• The blurred words will dance on the final page

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