Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Will this be important five years from now?"

• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Now and Then : From Coney Island to Here
• node that will be my legacy
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• It must be New Years Eve again
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• They will not be named!
• An important message from the Prime Minister of Australia
• Carl Everett
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• I will be your young sinner
• five year mission
• The Last Five Years
• Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Boys will be boys
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Will I cease to be
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• If you loved her, you'd be home by now
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• There Will Be Blood
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• I fear I will be nothing
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Why checking user input from web forms is important
• far be it from me
• Who Will Be There
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Five Years to the Day...
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• There will be no more stories to read
• there will be a last
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• The next life will be better
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Millions now living will never die
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Survivors will be prosecuted
• Babysitting a gigantic five year old
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• If it be your will
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• The end will be a sellout
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Five Scenes From A Lost Meteorology
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Marvin K. Mooney, Will You Please Go Now
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• There will never be another you
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• The Revolution will be televised
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• knowing you will die within a year
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• Be Here Now
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• impossible now to discern which had cleaved a heart from the errant which had missed the mark.
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Five years, three refractions
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• The revolution will not be televised
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• five will get you ten
• Five Years
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• Scrotum From The Year 4000_root (category)
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Someday, I will be strong
• Everything will be alright
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• Mice will continue to dream of Cats shedding claws from radiation sickness
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• A View from the Year 3000
• Will I be given that chance?
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• You will be assimilated
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• I will always be in the details
• In seventy years, you will breathe my bones
• This message will self-destruct in five seconds
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• Be Five
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Microsoft's ActiveX idea, it must now be conceded, is a bad thing.
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• The first five years of the war on terror
• from now on, I can bring my stick in the house; from now on, I can poke my stick at the wall
• The television will not be revolutionized

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