Findings:

• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• When she was bad
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• "You should have, an older girlfriend, one that will take care of you"
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Will you realize it when you die?
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• if you fear spells, look away when she decides to share her hair with the wind.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• She Will Have Her Way
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Maybe she will
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When she woke up, her hands were still dreaming
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• She Will Have Her Way: The Songs Of Tim & Neil Finn
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• I walk around when I'm high
• I know when the world will end
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• As she walked into the sea she complained, "I'm drowning."
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's not the box I'm in it's the bluntness of my will (disguised as a sword)
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• His face when she fell
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Tomorrow will come. Yesterday has gone. The Now is here.
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I know more when I'm alone
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• What she writes in my diary, I will read in twenty years
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
• All Things Will Die
• A hollow longing in her that will last
• A man who will not die for something is not fit to live
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• I will be in my trailer!
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Will Christopher Baer
• Our world will change
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• foster care
• will write something here later, probably not
• Care of the aged
• Care Home
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Andy's Gone With Cattle
• I'm Losing You
• I'm tired
• I'm not very cool
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Stille Im Meine Hamburg
• Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
• I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
• I'm doing OK
• That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
• I'm Just Me (user)
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm just here for the candy
• I'm your worst nightmare: a speedster with a brain.
• Robert Lionel Fanthorpe fills up the word count in a science fiction novel: she brushed her teeth
• She said she loved me
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• piano outside in the snow. and she was spinning
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• She took my bell
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• And she, with her beautiful words and such a fire burning inside
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• If a woman lactates honey, she probably has cooter bees
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• when fake deaf guys attack
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• When animals taunt
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• I only dance when my feet are on fire
• When Father Rode the Goat
• Who to send presents to, and when. (document)
• When Good King Arthur Ruled This Land
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• Converting Grams to Moles And Back Again When Dealing With Monatomic Elements
• When I made more
• when the time comes
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• Free will
• Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
• Morning Will Come
• Boys will be boys
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• pingouin, will you marry me?
• My God, will you look at the ass on that metis?
• The meek shall inherit the Earth... the rest of us will take the stars!
• I WILL beat the hell out of the addiction
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• You never know which experiences will last longest in memory
• God's will v. God's plan
• A Linux certification will void your MCSE
• Warning: Will ferment and turn into wine
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• The kiss will know if the lips stay still
• Will of God
• I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• universal health care
• Someday, I will be strong
• why do i care (user)
• take care dream on_root (category)
• gone for a Burton
• Three Summers Gone
• King's Quest VI - Heir Today, Gone Tomorrow
• Socrates gone wild!
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"

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