Findings:
- I'll explain it when you're older
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
- There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
- It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
- The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
- You're never around when I need you
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
- Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
- Let's Talk About Feelings
- Feeling that you're made of very thin glass
- Her hair, tangled
- When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- Swing when you're winning
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- Sucking at The Sims
- Prejudice and discrimination suffered by mentally ill people
- You shouldn't let poets lie to you about electronics
- People shouldn't swallow rocks
- Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
- When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- I miss you when you're away. Please go.
- That great feeling when the dice go your way
- Fast food restaurants shouldn't call people guests
- You know you're a geek when...
- Sing when you're winning
- You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
- You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
- Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
- The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- When you're dead, you're dead
- When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
- when you're 30, you'll change your mind
- You're so funny I think I'll kick your ass
- When you kill people they die
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
- I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
- People shouldn't drive while crying
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- You can't rant when you're not angry
- Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Going by the script when talking to people
- Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- When silence between two people is comfortable
- When night taught you to let light talk
- It's the impurities that let you party with the shadow people
- How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
- How to break your neck and freak people out
- when people become strangers
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- you're respected by the people you know? you're doing something wrong
- Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
- When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- You're pretty when you're quiet
- I'll get there when I get there
- When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
- You know you're in the SCA when
- Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
- When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
- Time stands still when you're in the tube
- it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
- When you wake up feeling old
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- When you're home alone
- Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- When children become people
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- Time flies when you're having fun
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
- when you're ready to touch me again
- When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- If you're feeling disillusioned, find a 9-year-old
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
- When people say destroying a work of art is good
- People don't flail when they die
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- Where people go when people die
- When you're alone
- You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- How to close a KFC when you're a cook
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
- People's Republic of *
- Because we are all real people, and none of us is innocent
- Ordinary people called Hitler
- Inappropriate songs that people play at weddings
- National People's Gang
- Wizard People, Dear Reader
- Young People Fucking
- E2 is unfriendly to cheerful, sane people who lead healthy, productive lives.
- Some particles just shouldn't be accelerated
- Clockwatching sucks
- suck it up
- Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
- When I Die
- When am I an adult?
- When you cut yourself shaving
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- When you are being sacrificed
- I only smoke when I drink
- When you had left our pirate fold
- The night when I felt like speaking my mind
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
- Dressed in black with soundless shoes, I sweep in when it's dark and rearrange things
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
- When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- You gave me wings when you showed me the birds
- And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
- back when our blood was still warm
- I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- When Life Becomes An Acid Trip
- You're all fuckin big mouse
- that surely isn't my eye you're trying to poke, is it?
- There's that feeling you get
- I hope you're fucking happy
- A consequence of actually feeling
- You're the One
- Lincensed to Ill
- 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- you're never anywhere i find you
- Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
- Jeane, if you're ever in Portland
- Mr. Ill (user)
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'll do anything to pass
- Let's Make a Deal
- Come, let me gnaw your fingernails that I may absorb and lose myself in the wise and gritty detritus
- let you fall, watched you bleed
- Why my sister couldn't let go of the electric dog fence
- Let sleeping gods lie
- Here comes another resilient thing: Let's do the killing
- exercise your mouth to let those big words come right out
- Don't let's be beastly to the Germans
- Let's Meet at Starbucks
- Let's trim our hair in accordance with the socialist lifestyle
- tonic neck reflex
- The Village People
- Dead People Server
- What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
- People Power
- The Everything People Registry : United States : Alabama
- Your people oppressed my people
- The strength of the hills is in the people
- perky people
- Drugs make people bad
- parents as people
- People will steal anything
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