Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Why not to cook while you're asleep - or rather, while you haven't woken up yet"

• Falling asleep while masturbating
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• It was something that sang out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• This morning, while you were still asleep
• Things to do while you're between jobs
• My cup of coffee is cooling down while my soul is warming up
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Swimming pool injury
• This sentence is in Spanish while you're not looking
• It was something that sand out while burning itself up, at the risk that nothing would be left.
• The guy who talks to you while you're taking a piss
• You just haven't found the right strain, yet
• early one mornin while makin the rounds
• Rambling incoherently while standing in a crowded mall
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• Make Hay While the Sun Shines
• While they were revolting, we grew nostalgic
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Smoking while bathing
• They own the pack while we play the three card trick
• Give In, Or Give Up
• A thousand years from now, we should have coffee and tell stories while the world disintegrates
• The hardest things encountered while learning to surf
• Thoughts While Having Sex
• Her hair, tangled
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
• Sex with Darth Vader while thinking of the Pope
• Fiddling while Rome burns
• While I Live
• The Lover writes while the Hangman edits
• While Away Books
• Smoke 'em while you got 'em
• Party while the Universe is young!
• Things to do in a glider while under Zero G
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Mind racing, a while back
• Put up or shut up
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while
• something to ruminate on while twisting my mustache
• Things one should do while naked
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• While Shepherds Watched
• And then you made the world go away for a little while
• Getting a free paint job while on vacation
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Eating a live sea urchin while it's still squirming
• Riding fast on drugs while getting good vibes from the twin plant
• When having sex in French
• There's you pushing me in a swing while I watched the stars.
• Keep talking while I load the gun
• It's nice to think of you, once in a while, still smiling.
• Breastfeeding while on methadone maintenance therapy
• no longer do I feel bad while singing along to Coldplay
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• Must've Been While You Were Kissing Me
• Smile! It's good to be irritating once in a while
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• there aren't any stars because we haven't created them yet
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• Wagging the dog, or: The mule that wouldn't shut up
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• Nine While Nine
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
• Shut Up or Stand Up - The Brag
• Useful phrases while travelling abroad
• running a movie projector while sightless
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• She said, while hugging a bowl of turnips close to her bosom
• Ten "extra toppings" received by the "20 fun things to do while ordering a pizza" guy
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Whistle while you work
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• I was my mom for a while
• While My Guitar Gently Weeps
• Fun games to play while traveling
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
• Whistle while you node (e2poll)
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Drink while you think
• Jesus is mowing my lawn while his disciples are sitting down waiting
• Gather ye rosebuds while ye may
• Tenuously-related thoughts occurring while watering oleander bushes
• Composing music while bombs are falling all around
• Once in a while.
• I feel like I'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• while she sleeps, i write myself into her life
• A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Driving While Texting
• Hook 'em while they're young
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• hold the mayo... in your purse while wearing all black and a ski mask
• cities full of ravens, silent concrete echoing back while she sings
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• So while Faust is busy trying to wipe the blood off his face and Shorty's trying to claw his eyes out, I mosey away and try my hand at storming the castle
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• Faced with adversity, ad execs promote excess by writing riddles while Rome burns
• while loop
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Temporary Insanity, or The Weekend Is Not Over Yet (document)
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• In this workshop we'll cover skills like setting up and configuring a terrible howl or shriek.
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• You're either with us or you're against us
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• Whiles
• 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• What You do While I Slumber
• Take my hand, little naked buddy, while we sniff the magic number
• Getting old while programming
• Things to put on your desk to look at while you wait for your slow connection
• After a while
• Candide and Martin, While Thus Reasoning with Each Other, Draw Near to the Coast of France
• Time regression effect while stoned
• calculating how much money you are making while pooping
• It's a good idea to take a bath once in a while
• Is it safe to run X while 'apt-get upgrade'ing?
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• Once in a while
• These and many other thoughts fill my mind while I lie recovering
• Smiling dryly while I lied.
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
• What I dreamt while I wasn't censoring
• strike while the iron is hot
• for() is better than while()
• Here's hoping the sun won't rise for a while
• You think of Everything while saving your little brother from certain doom
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• EBR II
• I can photograph you while you sleep
• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
• Sunrises are the best when you haven't gone to bed yet
• while (true)
• While you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you
• While the praying mantis hunts the cricket, the sparrow waits
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Committing suicide in prison
• How to reach Enlightenment while checking groceries
• Contemplating crimes (that we haven't committed yet)
• Making memories of things that haven't happened yet

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