Findings:

• Role of Women in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• The revolution is over, and we have lost
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• Over to one
• Conrad wants to know what I have been dreaming. This might get complicated.
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• In recenp inpernapional news, tanic is paking over phe Anglosthere as ip attears phap phe leppers T and P have exchanged tlaces wiph each opher
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I could have been one of a two
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Penis size and impregnation
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• The debate over the ordination of women in the Catholic Church
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• A Vindication of the Rights of Woman: Chapter One
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• I have one whole anus
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• Have One On Me
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I might have, once.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The one valid argument for Judaism over any other religion
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• What Might Have Been
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• You have no power over me
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• Apple may have bought NeXT, but NeXT took over Apple
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• Words that only have one context
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Why women have ridiculous amounts of shoes
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I have to firmly hold onto a belief that everyone in the world has shed tears over something beautiful
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• That is a thing that might have happened
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• Why women's pants have no pockets
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Names I have acquired over the years
• Go over one's head
• 1/0
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• The women are different over there
• How to paste one person's face over another
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• no chance
• Fat chance
• chance operation
• off chance
• Give Peace a Chance
• Sex in Education; or, A Fair Chance for the Girls
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• Another chance at self defeat
• Last Chance to See
• Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs
• Tomorrow's Chance
• You pays your nickel and you takes your chances
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• What are the chances?
• A Second Chance At Eden
• Ghost of Chance
• A Second Chance
• James Chance and the Contortions
• Leave it to Chance
• Buckley's chance
• Increase the chance of recovering a stolen laptop
• Last Chance
• A Chance to Cut Is a Chance to Cure
• How to improve your chances of having sex
• chance (user)
• Snowball's Chance
• The $1,000,000 Chance of a Lifetime
• The chances of a poet reaching us are very slim
• .78 Chance (user)
• Dora Chance
• Last Best Chance
• Commit to paper the chances I've missed, the girls I've loved, the dogs I've kissed
• Your last chance to win is in the scoring
• Interesting Times (Wherein I Chance Upon a Cryptogram)
• charming, with a chance of terror
• it was years before they met again, by chance
• the chances of looking at a broken clock at just the time when it is right
• Games of chance
• your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
• sometimes things that look scary can be so beautiful, if you give them a chance
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life

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