Findings:
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Don't encourage people to read
- People who don't read
- People who don't capitalize their I's
- Capitalize, please
- You really shouldn't let people you don't know tie you up
- Why don't people wear pajamas all the time?
- A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
- Guns don't kill people; people kill people
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- People don't listen to my answering machine message
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
- How fast can blind people read?
- Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
- Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- people who don't exist
- And I don't even know their names
- Sometimes I don't want to understand people
- I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- No two people read a measuring tape the same way
- Know your pets
- Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause people
- The difference between reply and reply to all
- Guns don't kill people, football kills people
- Don't trust anyone with the sun in their eyes
- I'm related to people I don't relate to
- People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
- Eat it, don't read it
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- I don't want to assert to young people that my lawn is not an acceptable venue
- You're not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don't end up here.
- I don't believe in people
- if drivers don't use their turn signals
- The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- sometimes people are hard to read
- Things people put up their butts
- most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
- Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
- 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
- So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
- Why do people vote against their interests?
- Don't fire til you see the whites of their eyes
- Why programmers don't comment their code
- People who don't smoke will never die
- Guns don't protect people; people protect people
- Indigenous people don't exist
- Things people don't want to hear
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
- People on the dance floor who don't dance
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- If you don't understand words, you won't understand people
- The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
- Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
- Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
- Why don't people remember how to use rotary phones?
- People don't flail when they die
- 100% of people who don't smoke, die
- I don't need to read, I'm a writer
- I don't know why I read the newspaper
- Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Dead links in writeups
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Don't read song analyses
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
- People's secrets show in their eyes
- Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
- Flaunting your sexuality
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Read things that piss other people off
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- People who carp about their jobs
- Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
- telling people what they don't need to know
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
- don't care
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
- Don't
- I don't know
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- Don't touch that dial
- Don't Look Back
- I Don't Like Mondays
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Americans don't speak English
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- We don't need no education
- Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
- Charlie Don't Surf
- Friends don't let friends drive drunk
- Baptist jokes
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Don't give up
- Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
- Don't defile my sex
- Mountain Don't
- Boys Don't Cry
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Show, don't tell
- I don't want to fall so easily
- Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
- I don't want children
- Why don't you drink?
- Don't blame Columbine on computer games
- Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
- Don't beat around the bush
- Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
- Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
- I don't see like you
- If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
- Don't Drink the Water
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Why don't men shave?
- don't comment on my looks
- (Don't display in "New Writeups")
- Don't judge a book by its cover
- I Don't Like Monkeys
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- Don't call me white
- "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
- Don't do that then!
- Don't drink through straws on a date
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
- There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
- Don't piss here
- Don't Block the Box
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- so expendable in their memory
- programs that don't compile
- Why don't you dream anymore?
- customers don't trust me
- Things you don't want to hear from your bank
- Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
- Parents don't understand the new economy
- Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
- don't take a pill to feel the funk
- Don't put magnets next to the monitor
- Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
- why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
- Employees don't cheat customers...
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