Findings:

• What almost always happens after you fall in love
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties
• That which does not kill me...
• Why does prostitution happen?
• Always standing on the edge, you forced me in heart first
• always with me
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• It does not sing for me
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• i always want to feel that pieces of her mind are with me.
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• If you told me this never happened
• You were always so good to me
• where does that leave me?
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• Why does the Porridge Bird always lay its egg in the air?
• Point-Counterpoint: Gay men are always hitting on me
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Why does the shower curtain attack me in the shower?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• overnight success does not happen overnight
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• What RU-486 means to me
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• The shirt that always gets me hit on
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Sometimes at night the darkness and silence weighs upon me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• Coyote pups running around in the tea-colored rain, and the gypsy's kids hypnotized me.
• ME IN LOVE (user)
• Yo Ho, Me Hearties (user)
• Wish me luck
• Before you, there was me
• it's just me (user)
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• list of things
• Why you never cease to captivate me
• Meet me at the Main Stage: a Belgian nodermeet at Rock Werchter
• Get it off me!
• Mom Needs Me For the Silliest Things
• Are you there Jah? It's me, Ras Trent.
• Lies my physicists told me
• Show Me your Crits
• Click me (user)
• Imagine Me
• The movies always get it wrong
• How to always win at 3D Tic-Tac-Toe
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Politeness is always in order
• Always urs (user)
• give the devil a kiss from me
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• Life and Death are Wearing Me Out
• always writing poems to you
• You Can't Always Get What You Want
• It always starts and ends with history
• and I wished you well as you cut me down
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
• Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
• Does a story need a conflict?
• Rain does that to people
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
• Whether you take a doughnut hole as a blank space or as an entity unto itself is a purely metaphysical question and does not affect the taste of the doughnut one bit.
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
• Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
• It Can't Happen Here
• Whatever Happened to Robot Jones?
• This happens all the time
• What happened?
• Quincy, M.E.
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• Let Me Entertain You
• Peel me a grape
• Know me better, and love me better
• A great big ugly man came up and tied his horse to me
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• My first comet
• O Me! O Life!
• her arms around me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• treat me like a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• Missed me, missed me, now you gotta kiss me
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Walk Like Me
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• bowl me over
• Lifetimes are catching up with me
• My wife made me sexy!
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• Let me drink, Uncle Sam!
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Computers Near Me
• Fragmentation often helps me perceive facets
• Word Me!
• You are precious to me. Did you know that?
• Right. Me and Herman Melville
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• Calgon, take me away
• Against Me!
• Pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• The full moon made me do it
• Save me (user)
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• MET ME IN THE TRAP (user)
• in a quiet room streaming words for me
• Cry me a river
• E2 egged me on
• The me I hope to become
• Read Me First: Getting Started on Everything2
• Me with you, lucky me
• Með Suð í Eyrum Við Spilum Endalaust
• she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
• Lie to Me
• Read Me (collaboration)
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Trust in Me
• Me versus Mental Health Problems
• The Grass is always Greener over the Septic Tank
• Cheese is always female
• Life isn't always precious
• There is more of me than you imagine
• I will always remember my 19th birthday
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• The first one's always free
• Not Always Right
• Does this ever go away?
• Where does the money come from?
• A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• Does a computer have a Buddha nature?
• oom yung doe
• A boat does not care about its wake
• Does the similarity of pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• What does it feel like to write bad on purpose
• What happens if somebody messes up in lab
• Something Happened
• What happens when you get too lonely
• The Dreadful Has Happened

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