Findings:

• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest?
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• All I do is kiss you through the stars of Orion.
• All Around the World or The Myth of Fingerprints
• Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
• I've got to get away from all this escapism
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals
• all I do is kiss you though the bars of a rhyme
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• How I almost got shot all up full of holes
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• Beyond Belief: God or the Buddha - who is the Highest? Part 2
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• Do Whatever You Want All the Time
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• born under candlelight just from the edge of a knife, was it a life? or was it a light at all?
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• Do not bend, fold or mutilate
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• All I can do
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Do I stay or run away?
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• You, standing
• Nicorette, or: False Gods
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
• Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Do your ears hang low?
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• All I do is kiss you though the bars of Orion.
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• I was Christian and all I got was this lousy painting
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• All good men are either gay or married
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Do you want it all if it's all mediocre?
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• I turned Quizro into a Quiet Riot CD, and all I got was this jar of lemon-flavoured pickles.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• What Would Jesus Do?
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• I spent one year in love and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt.
• How do you make God laugh?
• What's geek got to do with it anyway?
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• Do or do not, there is no try
• I went to Voodoo Donuts and all I got was this lousy concussion
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I know better than you do that I've got a hold on you.
• Jesus is all I need
• Deserve's got nothin' to do with it.
• I've got better things to do than drugs
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Twenty-three things to do, or not do, while on steroids
• I worked at summer camp, and all I got was this lousy case of gangrene
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
• Is it as it is to do or is it as it is to be?
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• The Prime Mover, or God
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Just Yes Or No Will Do
• How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
• are you worshipping god? or are you worshipping an idea?
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
• we've got a lot of time, or maybe we don't
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• God Hates Us All
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• What if we all got jobs and got to bed before dawn?
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• God's is the Earth and all on it
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• All Hail the Power of Jesu's Name
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• What to do if all your friends are losers
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• To love and lose or not at all?
• Do all nuns dress like this?
• I Dropped Out of School, and All I Got Was This Necklace
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• All I got is my rifle and some stimpacks.
• There is plenty of room for all God's creatures
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• I tried polyamory and all I got were these two awesome boyfriends
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• Consolation Prize: In the aftermath of the Seattle Debauch, we all must do our part
• A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• All gods but your own
• This is the last talk. Do you want to sit together quietly for a while? All right, sirs, sit quietly for a while.
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• We Ain't Got All Night
• it's all just god talking
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• My life's got rags, my life's got riches. They've all been mixed together for so long it's hard to tell them apart.
• The Epistemological Inquiry, or, Existence, at all
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I went to Atlanta and all I got was this lousy pile of junk
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• What Would God Do?
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Do all soldiers go to hell?
• Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• Do It or Die
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• Why do people believe in God?
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
• All the trees are gone and we are sad and we do miss them
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head

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