Findings:

• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• my heart hurts so bad
• Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• So much it scares me
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• treat me like your sex doll
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• so bad it's good
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Me So Horny
• So Sue Me
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• feline allergies
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• me so cute (user)
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Make Me Bad
• You asked me to leave. So I did.
• i require so little to sustain me
• Color Me Badd
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Don't stand so close to me
• but you wanna be bad
• Bad for me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• treat me like a woman
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• So, what's the problem with me?
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• So help me God
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• You were always so good to me
• so save me (user)
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Yer So Bad
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Why do we treat them so well?
• The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• So you wanna be a hacker
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Rejection isn't so bad
• bad breath
• Bad fantasy novels
• Bad posture
• bad juju
• Bad Taste
• bad drivers
• bad mojo
• bad sprite programming
• My bad
• bad guy
• Bad Habit
• Big Bad Wolf
• The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
• Good cop Bad cop
• bad back
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• Sleep is bad for you
• bad karma
• bad conscience
• Bad Idea Jeans
• bad bookstore
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• bad memories car
• Bad math teacher
• Bad Company
• A bad 21st birthday
• Bad Boy
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• Save a bad trip
• bad prison movie
• badd attitude
• Bad teenage poetry
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• Bad Boys
• Conker's Bad Fur Day
• Toupées made of cat hair are a bad idea
• Bad and Wrong
• Bad Blood
• Bad Ass vs. Evil sunglasses
• bad form
• It's as easy to write bad poetry as it is to breathe
• Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
• City names with bad translations
• bad theology
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Bad Boy Bill
• Napster BAD!
• This is probably a bad thing.
• 2 Bad Mice
• The Tale of Two Bad Mice
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• Good idea, Bad idea
• A Bad Part to All-Male Meetings
• It's always a pleasure to elevate a bad mood to an abstract principle
• Bad Astronaut
• Why capital punishment is a bad idea
• Love is the source of the best bad metaphors
• All Hands on the Bad One
• the bad conductor joke
• You make that sound like a bad thing
• Why fucking cows is a bad idea
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• bad password
• Bad kisser
• Mace Windu is a bad motherfucker
• Bad habits of the orangutans at the National Zoo
• It's not that bad
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Good girls who look like bad girls
• When good code goes bad
• Bad Andy
• CivilWarLand in Bad Decline
• Bad Linux Advocacy
• bad rejection
• Bad things with which to wipe your ass
• good/bad art collective
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• bad code
• The permanence of a marker is directly proportional to how bad it smells
• Using drugs does not make you a bad person
• A reason to drink
• Let us now praise bad girls
• Chapstick is a bad lubricant
• Proof that TV is bad for you
• Anti-smoking ads are bad
• Blind faith in Science is just as bad as blind faith in Religion
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Bad Wisdom
• Bad technology forecasts
• They grow bigger every time they witness something bad.
• The 10 bad listening habits
• Two out of three ain't bad
• The Bad Writing Contest
• Bad Attitudes
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Nogbad the Bad (user)
• The GRE at 60 Hz is a bad idea
• Bad Sex Prize
• How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
• bad vibes

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