Findings:

• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Microsoft hardware isn't so bad
• Me So Horny
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• So help me God
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• Why do we treat them so well?
• those receive me, who quietly treat me, as one familiar and well-beloved in that home
• Yer So Bad
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• So you wanna be a hacker
• Don't stand so close to me
• my heart hurts so bad
• You were always so good to me
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• treat me like a woman
• She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
• Discover me so by faint indirections
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Color Me Badd
• So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Make Me Bad
• So, what's the problem with me?
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• me so cute (user)
• So Sue Me
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Rejection isn't so bad
• Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• You know, life isn't so bad
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• so bad it's good
• This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• so save me (user)
• So much it scares me
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Bad for me
• feline allergies
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Nemo me impune lacessit
• Plead for me
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• Can you hear me flailing
• Suicidal teens fucking piss me off
• Walk Like Me
• Veruca Salt inspired me to yell at my housemates
• No one takes me seriously as a source of malevolence and spite
• Tell me about your faith
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Away to me
• Saint of Me
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• boss i wish you had told me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• Mansi with the moist voice, telling me goodbye
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• /me (user)
• Why old people piss me off
• Sock it to me
• Help me help you
• You? Me? Us?
• And the bridge sang its sweet siren song, longingly, to me
• Can't you hear me knocking
• Camille Paglia, date rape, and me
• its me (user)
• let me know who you are now.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• All of this strung together inside me on a delicate electric web.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• let me slip you out of your skin, sweetheart
• talk me (user)
• Me.. (user)
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• Forget Me Knot
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• Marry Me
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• Despicable Me
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• bad drivers
• so far
• Alexander the Great and the Terrible, Horrible, No-Good Very Bad Day
• right so
• The Story of a Fierce Bad Rabbit
• so desu ne
• British Summertime is grounded for bad behaviour.
• Why are car engines so HUGE in the US?
• good/bad art collective
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• São Luís
• Herbs for stopping bad rumors
• This song is meant to be played so loudly it liquefies your thoughts as you drive at night through abandoned neon dinosaur bones
• Bad Neighbourhood Productions
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• What's so wrong with eugenics anyway?
• Bad Penny (user)
• Windows were never meant to flicker so much
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• So young and already God is fading
• The extroverted feeler learns about "bad strangers"
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• So Where The Bloody Hell Are You?
• Mad, Bad and Dangerous to Behold
• haylee is so hot (user)
• she's so virginal in her bodily extortion
• Drug Me
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• England Made Me
• So you want to be a telephone engineer
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• We're not so different, you and I
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• because death is just so full, and man so small
• John Hall
• Treating nose injuries
• Give Me Louisiana
• wanna
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• I wanna cast magic missile, into the darkness
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• kiss me quick
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Give Me Your Children
• let me hate for you
• A scent that threatened to disperse me in particles of hope
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Mr. T and Me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• What Do I Do With Me
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Soldier, soldier won't you marry me
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• A Better Version of Me
• Show me the mask that you hide beneath the mask that you wear
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• PBS learned me good
• To me, cigarettes are food

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