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• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Penises have higher bandwidth than cable modems
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• more often than not
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• There's more to musical life than jazz and classical
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Men make more money than women
• My cat is mentally challenged and more than a little misshapen
• Love is more complicated than Quantum Mechanics
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• The tattoo phenomenon
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• old books can tell more than one story
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on earth
• Child support is more than just money
• sometimes, people are more than just OK
• The Library Book
• A proctor is more than just a reader
• There is nothing more permanent than a temporary measure
• Warmer winds than this have frozen sunnier days
• music means more than this
• Religion is not benign, nor does it provoke more good than harm
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Belief is nothing more than looking
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• More than sight
• more dogs than bones
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• You were never going to become more than this to me
• There is more than glass between the snow and the huge roses
• It is good enough. It is more than good enough.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• blondes have more fun
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Why does Madonna earn more than a nurse?
• More than friends
• Atheism is no more logical than believing in god
• How I lost twenty pounds and became fit in two months
• More Than Human
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• more than one of you has accidentally sodomized a ficus
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• Your social security check is late! Stuff costs more than it used to! Young people use curse words!
• More Than A Woman
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• I have never felt more alive
• It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
• It was more than perfect understanding
• you were angels, so much more than everything.
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Why the sun shines more brightly than the moon
• Dammit, one of my past lives is more attractive than me!
• CNN is more addictive than crack
• The More You Suffer, The More It Shows You Really Care
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Does war have any redeeming features?
• I have more stories about trains for you
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• More Human Than Human
• Life has more twists than a rope
• Listening with more than your ears
• There's nothing more depressing than an empty mailbox, especially today
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• More honoured in the breach than the observance
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• If your hand is larger than your face you have cancer
• my life is more than this
• Homosexuals are no more biological errors than heterosexuals are
• Television does more than rot your brain
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• More than he was willing to give
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• E2 Quest: More Than Walls
• There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
• The terrorists have already won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's!
• It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
• these are no more your dreams than this is your sky
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• More bare shoulders than a week of WB programming
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• more than ashes
• Negative reviews are more fun to read than positive reviews
• I'm not drinking any more
• More Than Meets The Eye - Part 1
• Meditation II: Of the Nature of the Human Mind; and that it is more easily Known than the Body
• More intense than the Holocaust: SEIZE THEM! Hallows your Ween
• I wanted nothing more than for the ocean to be calm and still
• It doesn't get any better than this
• why the Napster issue is about a lot more than just music
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy
• More than just a song
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The square of any prime number larger than 3 is a multiple of 12 plus 1
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• You can no more win a war, than an Earthquake
• You're more than welcome
• The whole is greater than the sum of its parts
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• More Real Than Reality
• No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism.
• More than we bargained for
• Now more than ever
• MCI WorldCom buys dem bones for more than $100B
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• More than dream?
• There are more Chinese restaurants in Toronto than in Shanghai
• Being accurate about the small things is more important than getting the story fundamentally right
• True compassion is more than flinging a coin to a beggar. It comes to see that an edifice which produces beggars needs restructuring.
• Car commercials that won't let you have any fun
• More Than Toast
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• Are some species more important than others?
• More than a petal, less than a bouquet
• Your brain is a lot more intelligent than you are
• It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
• More Than A Carpenter
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• More evil than Satan himself
• This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
• More than a conqueror
• more moxie than brains
• Let me fall until I believe, you're more than the leaves
• Anything more than a handful is a waste
• Home surgery
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• my heart is nothing more than an engine forged from the remnants of a dead star
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Never imagine you have any idea what you're attracted to
• because I have given up any care
• Decrying political correctness without an understanding of its causes and intended consequences is little more than racism muttered under one's breath
• More than meets the eye
• Is there anything more British than a man sick on beef?
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Anything more than a mouthful is a waste
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• Got any ID please?
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• I can quit any time I want
• I have seen the elephant
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Sex with a chicken
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• Have You Ever Walked?
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?

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