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• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why you should never be a referee
• This node should be filled with bees!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things every child should be taught
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Names that should never be given to important files
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Food should not be luminous
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• I should be able to remember your face
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Farmer's Market
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• Why should we be moral?
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Children should be seen and not heard
• No threat should be taken lightly
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Should I be happy?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Sarcasm should be self sustaining
• Automobile tire pressure
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• It should not be this complicated
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You Should Be Sober
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Laundry should be free
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• To do is to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• I wouldn't be.
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Boys will be boys
• Be My Little General
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Peace be upon him
• Will I cease to be
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Be Green
• Just to see what it would be like
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• If Music Be the Food of Love
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• What joy it is to be hidden, and what sorrow to never be found!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything is supposed to be quiet after a massacre
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• The Way It's Meant To Be Played
• Let my armies be the rocks and the trees and the birds in the sky
• Come. And be my baby
• Be careful and don't fall down
• There will be no more stories to read
• You could be the Willow, I could be the Wind.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Youth is made to be misspent
• do not look upon her; you shall be blinded
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• So You Wanna Be A Lawyer
• Sane, responsible and productive drug-user
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Why I think I should go to bed
• Why should we trust our conscience?
• Google and Oracle should switch names
• Tools everyone should have
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The best kind of bartender
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• I Won't Be Home For Christmas
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• not as funny as it used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• A whimper would be fine
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Be appropriate
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Judge not, lest ye be judged
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• The next life will be better
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Six Inches Is Nothing To Be Ashamed Of
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• How to be a professional public transit passenger
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Why War must be permitted
• safe, sane and consensual
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Why you should keep your contact lenses clean
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• The United States should not go to war with Iraq
• Be all that you can be
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• Be different, just like everyone else
• far be it from me
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• We could all be blind
• IBM claims to be an e-commerce company?
• What it's like to be in love
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• B&E
• Information wants to be deleted
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• It appears to be a sock castle of some kind
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• You Won't Be Mine
• I Might Be Wrong
• Work hard and be nice
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners

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