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• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Black Like Me
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• Walk Like Me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Everybody with a functioning mind agrees with me; this is the definition of a functioning mind
• You're like a brother to me
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• treat me like a woman
• I like you; do you like me?
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Loves me like a bottle
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Bleed Like Me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Look siad me Be like me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Please tell me, Elizabeth. How exactly does one suck a fuck?
• You like me, you really like me!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• He brings me books like flowers
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Do you like me?
• Dead Like Me
• See? It likes me!
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Everybody likes flowers
• A Doll Like Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• eyed me like a female mantis
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• My Company Likes Me
• Republican Like Me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Naked Dude at the Door in a Snowstorm
• let me show you it
• Everybody in the Genepool: A Night of Recombinant Revelry
• I was put on hold for time to gnaw me raw.
• Head Like a Hole
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• Writing about music is like dancing about architecture
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• Like no place else
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• Love is like oxygen
• Gossip grows like weeds
• Nothing could be close to quite like this
• Make like a hole in the water
• I like the (idea) love it's
• Like Origami
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• If you don't like it, leave
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Bark Like A Dog
• Dreams are like water
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• railed like a red coal train
• Psst! Johnny likes Jenny! Pass it on!
• like water_root (category)
• Like a dog standing on its hind legs, begging for attention.
• Ripped like Jesus
• I like the sound of my own voice
• like circular teeth-filled suckers
• like a greasy chip butty
• me
• Timor mortis conturbat me
• talk to me not the computer
• GP, are you with me?
• the little moose that tears me up inside
• Hear me now
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Here's my number, call me
• Me, Myself and Irene
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Underneath the spreading chestnut tree, I sold you and you sold me.
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Byzantine comes to visit me
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• Growing older makes me depressed
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Send me the pillow, the one that you dream on
• The styrofoam packing peanuts are going to eat me!
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• Beauty surrounds me
• Excite me
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• Put me under
• Customizing the OEM information in Windows9x/ME
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• /me misses Hermetic
• Fill for me a brimming bowl
• See Me, Feel Me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• U r 2 SMART 4 me (user)
• that's me (user)
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• The cops and me
• On your feet. Fast and free. Follow me.
• me mate dave_root (category)
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Dont come near me. (user)
• when you're ready to touch me again
• think of me now
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• U READY 4 ME (user)
• a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
• legend of me (user)
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Everybody loves sluts
• give me your most honest smile
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• The future like a corpse in snow
• Why I like New Mexico
• Like kicking dead whales down the beach
• Nice to smell like the same good thing
• treat every moment like it's your last
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• My washcloth is like my vagina
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I like my cat
• I do not particularly like the Simpsons
• If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7
• Mind without body
• It seemed like a good idea at the time
• Like A Prayer
• Eh, you like beef?
• Like a sunshine harpsichord
• The years shall run like rabbits
• I Like to Score
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• Autumn is like a dying man's last words
• Child Like Empress
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Like phantoms, wandering and secretly appalled
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• The billboards like giants are illuminated
• His mouth tastes like blood and sugar.
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• You're not the boss of me
• Gag me with a spoon
• Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me
• Which BSD is right for me?
• Kiss Me Deadly
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• I wanted you to want me
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• Send Me
• See Me Through Part II

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