Have a seat. Do you know why you’re here?
The Get to Know You Circle, do you
even remember what it was that you said?
I’ve been watching you for a while now, Bill,
and I’m not sure you're counselor material.

Take your kids:
Badger's the only tribe that sings
the camp song backwards,
which frankly scares the shit out of me,
and I saw what they made for Craft Friday,
Bill. Where did they get the formaldehyde?
Did you give them the mice?

We’re all very concerned. We weren’t
planning on asking you back next summer,
Bill, but now I’m afraid you'll have to
leave immediately. Please, sit back down.
You don’t remember what you said,
do you, Bill? All the stuff about
operatives and eyeless animals,
"the secrets totem poles tell".

Christ –
I’m beginning to think what happened to
the badminton shed was no accident, Bill, and no,
I think you do know what I mean by that.
Sit down, Bill. Please, sit back down.
Yes, we can. In fact, we have to.
It’s Camp Tapawingo policy
and there’s nothing we can do.

What’s that in your hand? No,
the other. Bill, open your hand.

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