Findings:

• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Who needs love when you can have death?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Philosophy: Who Needs It
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Know your pets
• Type A blood
• Those who have abandoned their dreams will discourage yours
• Who needs Love
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• I think I'd rather see this on TV
• Who Needs Sleep?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• When living we have need of Death
• Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• Altruism: Who needs it?
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Celebrities who have appeared at Carnegie Mellon University
• who needs toenails, anyway?
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• for colored girls who have considered suicide/when the rainbow is enuf
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• I'd rather die on my feet than live on my knees
• have a penny, leave a penny, need a penny, take a penny
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• I'd rather read a book
• On second thought, maybe I'd rather be dangerous
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• The rather religious attitude certain people have towards food
• Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• For I have sworn thee fair, and thought thee bright, who art as black as hell, as dark as night.
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• American politicians who have studied abroad
• No place I'd rather be
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• If I were your boss, I'd have fired you
• Lefties who have no sense of humour
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• Actors who have played Bruce Wayne / Batman
• For anybody who thinks they need to see a psychiatrist
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• Submissions for the "I'd Rather Be Noding" Bumper Sticker
• I'd rather fight giant monsters than work at McDonald's
• Who needs modesty anyway?
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Using a command line
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• The kind of woman who doesn't need catching
• Actors who have played Hitler
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• That which I should have done I did not do
• On my honor, I have not violated the honor code in any way on this work.
• Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
• Words that only have one context
• You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you
• Fish have no concept of fire
• Why I have a fear of breasts
• The days of wonder have come at last
• Peanut butter broccoli rice business to have for lunch
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• I have no scars. I have never loved.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• To have and to hold
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• should have been an artist not a software engineer
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• always remember this about the rules you have learned
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.
• I could have known everything for five dollars
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• National ID card
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• Every poem is a silence that needed to be broken
• Call by need
• i need help (user)
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• Jun, Kneller, like Morozova, need outside perspective
• But who codes the coders?
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
• Darth Everything meets Death who has just knocked on his front door
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• The Man Who Fell to Earth
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• (Who's Afraid of) The Art of Noise
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• The Man Who Saw the Flood
• The dog who would not back off
• He who seeks equity must do equity.
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Those who can't do, teach
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• Somewhere there is one who remembers.
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• Little solace comes to those who grieve
• Doctor Who (category)
• who could win a rabbit
• The Girl Who Played With Fire
• The Key to Happiness
• The Suffering of Change and Pain of Happiness Lost
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Where the streets have no name
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• old computers have a hunger for flesh
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• We have had enough of your beige
• Penis size and impregnation
• I have to go to the bathroom
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you have to ask, you can't afford it
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Canon patent five ideas a day to help you have hundreds
• Have got
• Intellectual property laws have gone too far
• We have a map of the piano
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• Sussex girls have the longest legs
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• Most Americans have never tasted real cinnamon

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