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• Socially Awkward Penguin
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• Your anti-religious stance may be confusing the organization of religion with religion itself
• "By their very nature, negatives ought to be more abstract {than positives}."
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• awkward sex, lit by the television, seemingly choreographed to the laugh track
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• I changed by not changing at all
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Awkward Turtle
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Her lack of response opened a gate through which my mind started to wander, into a wilderness where the shadows all had teeth...
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
• I am not cynical enough to be considered an intellectual
• Awkward as a silent breakfast after a one night stand
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• A wink can cover all sorts of things.
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• At least I have something to show for my awkward days
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• Went to Coney Island on a Mission From God... Be Back by Five
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• All I ever wanted to be
• All units be advised
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• You're All I Need to Get By
• the infinite problem of infinite afterlives
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• two daylogs for the price of one, and all of it is true
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• There shall be no more cakes and ale?
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• awkward verses (user)
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• awkward silence
• An important letter to all Citizens of the Galactic Empire from Grand Emperor Zadnariak
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Death: all sorts.
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All these geeks with not a lump of coal to share between them
• We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• this is where we all came to be
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• May the gods stand between you and harm in all the dark places you must walk
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Love in a bouncy house and other awkward sex tales
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Dr Awkward (user)
• The two most common things to be found on the back of a sci-fi/fantasy novel
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• Trying to be weird is not enough
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Even the dead will not be safe
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• sinners underneath our awkward skylights
• Rings on the Awkward Shadow
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• The tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut by the lawnmower
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• All religions are fallen
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Marijuana. It's more dangerous than we all thought.
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I tell no lies, it's all true, and more besides
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• all I want to be is holding your hand
• A story which is neither cute nor funny, at all
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• we shall all be healed
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• more sure of all I thought was true
• Abdul Paton's all Pakistan Park for Penguins and Progress
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• we can all just be around other people
• we can't all be rock stars
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• all life is no more than a match struck in the dark and blown out again
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• all limitations must be overcome
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• some day we will all be gone
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• direct experience is important because all encoded truths are subject to corruption
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• all of our suffering is nothing more than resistance to this very moment
• All will be well again in time
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• Yes; all of these and more.
• All the Stuff and More...
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• The awkward quiet of hospital hallways
• An Awkward Pause
• Awkward Horse
• Awkward squad
• awkward
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light

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