Findings:

• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• A delicate and lovely monster was hiding behind the fronds
• Where I Was
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• November 4, 1995
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• All he left her was alone
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• Where's the kaboom?
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• Where there was fire I brought the gasoline
• Where the floodwaters went after the flood was over
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• Finding air where matter once was
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Upon the hills where day was done
• At least he was gentle
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Where Once Life Was
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• Where was her angel all those times the sky clouded over
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• More than he was willing to give
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• There was a land where lived no violets
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• I married him because he was not mean
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• I was invisible beside you
• One big happy random assortment of truckstop trinkets
• Running a BBS
• Was that real, or did I dream it?
• Go ni itte wa go ni shitagae
• Adam was a rough draft
• Was nützt die Liebe in Gedanken
• There was a man who lived a life of fire
• I was doing so well.
• The sloe was lost in flower
• why the Cold War was a stupid idea
• more sure of all I thought was true
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• She knew what she was doing
• Know where your towel is
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Where in the Web is Carmen Sandiego
• Where the Heart Is
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• Where Late the Sweet Birds Sang
• looking back, seeing far, landing right where we are
• Repetitive where my heart and petals are
• home is where the heart is
• Listen, we ended up ruined. I find my answers where I can.
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• From where the sun now stands, I will nodeshell no more forever.
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• He Hate Me
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• He called around 5:30
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Because he feared the turn of seasons
• he faked murder (user)
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• He taught me how to smoke
• He who has ears, let him hear
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• There was once a Man
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Dumb laws
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• "I was surprised to hear about the cat."
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter VIII
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• If I was beautiful like you
• Don't misunderstand this one, it was like palm against palm through a window
• This was my childhood
• It was a pauper's laugh. It was what I could afford.
• When I Was Cruel
• I was a college Jeopardy! champion
• The flowers smiled, but she was gone
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I set my sister up with her husband, and all I got was this great dress and a trip to Hawaii
• There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• Baby I Was Lonely (user)
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• I was disillusioned
• It was a start
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Where The Wild Things Are
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• Garden of Eden
• Where two fight, third one wins
• Newton, Massachusetts
• Car 54 Where Are You?
• Where fun comes to die
• Where the cats live
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• where am i 7 (user)
• Where did I put those darn tomatoes?
• Where do we go from here?
• hes (user)
• He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy
• he o hitte shiri tsubome
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
• He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
• the things he left behind
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• What's He Building?
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• When he became an old man
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• He's on fire!
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• Farm hiding
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• This was unexpected, my soul's connection to you

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