Findings:

• I got peanut butter on my ninja pants
• How to fit pants without trying them on
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• answer: where did the other square go?
• Where angels fear to tread
• Where two fight, third one wins
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Where Are They Now?
• She sits where she pleases
• Where to get a cinnamon bun in Vancouver
• home is where the heart is
• I am listening to hear where you are
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• MAST Pants
• Helps like pissing in your pants in cold weather
• The relative unnaturalnesses of vegetarianism, homosexuality, and pants
• Languages where numbers are lvalues
• Where the streets have no name
• Where Once Life Was
• Dude, Where's My Car?
• Where The Light Goes
• Just to see where the bullets come from
• Where's Willy
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• The Wild West Is Where I Want To Be
• Do you know where your children are?
• from where you are
• Where were you?
• because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
• tear-away track pants
• Spongebob Squarepants
• Goofy Henkin Pants
• Pant Devil
• Where do you want to go today?
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Where organized religion lost me
• Where is Harrison Ford's movie career going?
• We left our dead where they lay and the sand preserved them
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Food delivery: Where to get tips
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• Where are the girls
• Where the land and sky are flat as infinity
• Where the headstones will read like love letters.
• Where plastic bags go to die
• parachute pants
• pants are funny
• Yes, I've got monkeys in my pants
• We have standards AND pants
• Where's Waldo?
• Where the Columbines Grow
• How do you articulate the in between stages where you feel you're left hanging?
• Where the stadium money came from
• Where is your god now?
• There was a land where lived no violets
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• Where deeper is
• Where is Raed?
• Where do these girls come from these days? Some finishing school in the desert?
• Where You're At
• Where has the grace gone?
• Singing in the mountains where nobody can hear you
• Where are all the women photographers?
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Raver pants
• Why I can't stay out of my boyfriend's pants
• with pockets full of haiku in borrowed pants
• A yin yang with smiley faces where the dots should go
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• put your money where your mouth is
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• Where are those polar bears getting all that Coca-Cola?
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• Where's Alfred?
• Be careful where you put your laptop
• Where is the Christian outrage?
• where am i 7 (user)
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• inside my head, where the heart beat is
• right outside the front door, where in January snowdrops will bloom
• From where the sun now stands, I will nodeshell no more forever.
• pant
• Pants (user)
• liquid crystal pants
• Mr. fat pants (user)
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Reverse Genders Where Appropriate
• Finding out where a net user lives
• November 4, 1995
• Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?
• Your rights end where my feelings begin
• We are the servants of our muse, and we toil where she commands
• Your right to swing your fist ends where my nose begins
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Where an old man of Aran goes around and around
• You wanna go where everybody knows your name
• Ambient Pants
• turn off the instrumentation and fly by the seat of your pants - an exercise in dead reckoning
• Angst In My Pants
• Where's the beef?
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Compaq keyboards with a delete bar where the space bar is
• I work where I went to college
• The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• Passages in the Bible where God changes his mind
• Where did Archie find the time?
• Where is Thumbkin?
• I hold you where no one else can go
• Where's My Cow?
• Where and when
• where the grass grows
• Hammer pants
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• Pants Rowland
• Where have all the Merrymakers gone?
• where does that leave me?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Look where all this talking got us, baby
• A retreat where memories linger
• Home is where the hardware is
• Where do I begin?
• Christmas where the gum trees grow
• the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
• where is quebec
• Where Is The What If The What Is In Why?
• there is a special kind of loneliness when you are not where your mind is
• Period Pants
• im in your pants (user)
• Tiny Ladies in Shiny Pants
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• If you want X, you know where to find it.
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Finding the origin of a Hotmail message
• Where's the VOTE! button?
• Where whores go to die
• We Know Where You Live
• Where's George
• Where's George?
• Readers Be Where? (e2poll)
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• where they used to live
• Who wears the pants
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• pants salad (user)
• Carpenter pants
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• Where did you get that hat?
• The place where you were undone
• Where to get help with Linux
• Is home really where the heart is
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Where is God?
• Where I Lived, and What I Lived For
• Where to little girl, where to…?
• A place where even trees conspire
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• Where The Wild Things At?
• Phat pants
• Instant Wet Pirate Pants
• Pants the Cat
• Where Is My Mind?
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Where to? (user)
• Donald, where's your trousers
• Forgetting where you parked your car

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