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• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the computer panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• My dog has been stolen
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• How to find something which has been lost
• To Dream Where No Man Has Dreamed Before
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Alright, so where's the sign pasted on?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• the hottest it has ever been
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Cold gin that has been near vermouth
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• Oceania has never been at war
• Has Been
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• The entire past has inevitably led to my creation
• And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
• Evolution has never been observed
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Where has the smoke gone?
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Attention has been paid
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Where has the grace gone?
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• Your computer has been cracked
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• This has not been an easy year.
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• You know you've been away from home too long
• Discard Packet B. Packet B's been a naughty packet.
• I've been smoking ever since
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• I've been on the net (user)
• Big Eight
• Behind the eight ball
• ha ha only serious
• The Eagle Has Landed
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• What the 2000 Presidential election has taught kids
• Detroit has a fist
• Everyone has something they can't cook
• every cloud has a silver lining
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• A month at Everything
• Two months off
• The Past
• The shadow is going away. You can breathe again. The past is closed.
• Round the Moon: 1: Twenty Minutes Past Ten To Forty-Seven Minutes Past Ten P. M.
• credit where credit is due
• Where the Sidewalk Ends
• The Left, the Right, and where the Judge stands
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Where is your savior now?
• Car 54 Where Are You?
• How to herd people in public
• Where have all the cute young nurses gone?
• where there's muck, there's brass
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Do you know where your children are?
• I've been living my life half asleep
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Could have beens, should have beens
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• figure eight knot
• Eight track lines
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• Adolf Hitler has a Bacon number of 3
• 911 has an automated response
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• The Dreadful Has Happened
• If God has a dwelling place, it is in libraries
• Ha Jin
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• the difference has blurred
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Our smallest unit is the month.
• It's well past time for you to totally lose it
• This time of year a twelvemonth past
• pink speedos (user)
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Who puts what where?
• Exactly Where I'm At
• In the darkness, where we could barely see
• Wherefore does not mean where
• Where are all the stupid Americans?
• Where kisses take us
• Where Did The Days Go?
• Where the land and sky are flat as infinity
• I've frequently not been on boats
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• The path we have been walking
• I'd love you if I'd never been born
• eight (user)
• Eight Bit Riot_root (category)
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Death has entered my life once more
• Witchcraft Has Not A Pedigree
• A cat has many ways to enter
• Euclid Alone Has Looked On Beauty Bare
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• The Thirteenth Month
• Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results
• I was a witch in a past life
• The Ghost of Christmas Past
• Guys who wear skirts
• Socialism : where everyone is a slave
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Black holes are where God divided by zero
• where are you taking me : templeton 2
• looking back, seeing far, landing right where we are
• Repetitive where my heart and petals are
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• Where You're At
• down here, where the roots are supposed to grow
• Who's been messin' with my laser?
• you would have been
• If Love now Reigned as it Hath Been
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I appear to have been misinformed
• Eight Verses on Thought Training
• Eight Men Out
• has the X nature
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Elvis has left the building
• Let Everything That Has Breath
• Your picture has spoken a thousand words and now it won't shut up
• Detroit has a skyline
• The pretty girl has no friends
• Ha Long Bay
• Prone on the bathroom floor, realising that heartbreak has a physical manifestation
• Playmates of the Month
• Enclosed CJK Letters and Months
• The Legend of Zelda: A Link To The Past
• past participle
• Shadows of the Past
• home is where the wireless ethernet is
• Capitalism : where the poor are slave labor
• No matter where you go, there you are
• That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
• Who what when where why & how
• A place where the sun never sets
• Where fun comes to die
• Where the cats live
• East of heaven, where the ghost ships lie
• Where the Graffiti Answers Questions
• Smith where Jones had had had had had had had had had had had the most votes
• Animals that should not have been domesticated
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's been years since we were born
• love like you've never been hurt
• Eight Miles High
• standing eight count
• Traitorous Eight
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• The Path Has Vanished
• September has such a feeling
• "The Simpsons" has become too mainstream
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• Japanese alphabet
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker

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