Findings:

• When left long enough, students will always discuss cartoons they watched as kids
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When will you humans learn that your "feelings" (as you so call them) can stand in the way of big cash payoffs?
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• When they realized they were in the desert, they built a religion to worship thirstiness.
• When they come they'll eat the fat ones first
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• Brittle things will break before they turn
• when they take my blood
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People don't flail when they die
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• the moment when they take possession of you
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• Everybody Eats When They Come to My House
• When will I see you again?
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• The journey will be worth it when you achieve something greater than what harmed you through the journey
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• It will be good when I am leader
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• one learns the most when losing
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• Beliefs become religious when they become self-referential
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Ain’t there a pen that will write before they die?
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will love them all even after they are long gone
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• I know when the world will end
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• What will happen to me, when you die?
• When will the internet eradicate paper?
• When scientists make mistakes they see what they did wrong and then try again.
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they cut it out
• relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• when you are a seagull I will not be the ocean
• will you take me with you when you go?
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• when you go, i will go
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• there was a time when you couldn't just learn things instantly
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• If you build it they will come
• When you kill people they die
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• And they never think these tools will fail.
• One learns the most when teaching others
• They will not be named!
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Eye contact at a distance
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• They will love him long after he is gone.
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• if they are the gentlemen they seem, will they not treat the small as gently as the great
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• remember, when they look right through you, you're still there
• Be patient, you will get your patent. And they will pat you on the back.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• when you are young they assume you know nothing
• Crawling through festering flesh, hungry and, yearning, they wait for the day they will tear away from the dark.
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.
• Robots Will Learn to Love Again
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• when we drill a hole in the sky, what will run out?
• Loving someone, knowing down to the day when you will leave them.
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Learn how to fly
• Learned
• Things I've yet to fully learn
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• Learn how to punctuate.
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• learned optimism
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 7
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 8
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 11
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 12
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 13
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 14
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 15
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 16
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 17
• Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion: Protocol No. 18
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• What I learned while attaching my phone to the wall
• Reasons to learn first aid
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• A learned man came to me once
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• Everything I learned from "Survivor"
• How I learned to stop practicing and love the something
• What I learned from fingertips under the table
• How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
• All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
• Learn how to drive, dammit!
• The two essential phrases to learn in other languages
• Why we learn from the Gods
• Everything I Know I Learned on Acid
• Node what you learn

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