When life gives you lemons, or when life is giving you shit for that matter, you don't have to just take it.
Yeah, sure, life is hard
sometimes. And sometimes, your best bet
to take what you've been given and work with it
to try to make it something better. But nothing says you have
to take the lemons
you're constantly given and work with them. Nowhere is it written that when given lemons
, you are required
try to make lemonade
, or at least some kind of strange, lemon
You don't have to make the best of every bad situation - you can get the hell out of that situation! No one ever got rich or famous making lemonade, so go for it! Sure, maybe you'll fuck up, and end up penniless and destitute, but at least you won't be on your knees, thanking the powers that be for the opportunity to have shit on your hands and lemon juice squirted in your eyes! You have another choice! You have free will!
You can ignore the lemons, ignore the poop, and grab life by the lips and just YANK as hard as you can! Throw it to the ground, beat it senseless and take its fucking wallet! And yell triumphantly "NO! NO GODDAMN IT, I WILL NOT TAKE THESE LEMONS OR THIS SHIT, SO FUCK YOU!"
Remember: no one makes your decisions but you. You can decide to be cruel or kind, generous or selfish. You can decide to live however you like. But for "Bob"'s sake, decide already. Don't let someone else decide for you. Your life depends on it.