Findings:

• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Food should not be luminous
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• I should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
• I should be able to remember your face
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Level 2
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When shall I be free?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• This node should be filled with rengu!
• Farmers' Market
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Chalant should be a word!
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Children should be seen and not heard
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• How Should A Person Be?
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• stupidity should be painful
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Daylight Saving Time should be ended
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• When should a firm stop production?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards
• Should I be sorry?
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• This node should be filled with bees!
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Automobile tire pressure
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You Should Be Sober
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• I will be silent as I wait
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• It should not be this complicated
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• It will be good when I am leader
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• Should I be happy?
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• girls should be nice
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Laundry should be free
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Why should we be moral?
• Which way should you move your brush when doing Japanese calligraphy?
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• why you should never be a referee
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Things every child should be taught
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• AI should be our top priority.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• titles should be approached laterally
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Names that should never be given to important files
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Wanting only to be the honeysuckle to her butterfly
• I peer at the ball game, tired of Whitman, tired of wanting to be great.
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Your god might be evil....
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Animals which may be immortal
• Home I'll never be
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• Why I think I should go to bed
• Why should we trust our conscience?
• Google and Oracle should switch names
• Tools everyone should have
• Music I Should Listen To (category)
• Silent Running
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves

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