Findings:

• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• He weaves his words
• I married him because he was not mean
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• When the foeman bares his steel
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He will have the taste of warm ripe fruit in his mouth
• Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Her hips made waves against his shore
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• It's easier to kick a praying man, because he's on his knees already
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Then the father hen will call his chickens home
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
• Of Sigurd's avenging of Sigmund his father
• He is honest and forthright with strangers. He reserves his lies for his family
• A father to his teenage son
• His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• His version was better
• My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• As the band laughed, her finger traced his spine, and he folded into her
• He lived in southern California with his tanned, powdered mother
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Oedipus-Schmedipus, as long as he loves his mother
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• I saved his life. He does not know it.
• He found a liquid cure for his landlocked blues
• The cult leader poured himself a drink and started on about his plans, and I wondered how the priest was getting on
• A father to his children
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• He's a feminist. He tells that to all his mistresses.
• He began to learn that waste flows downstream. Imagine his surprise.
• why is the great man great? he keeps on running through a world of his own.
• His face when she fell
• because his heart was heavy, closing, like a tired eyelid
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• and his sweat was as it were great drops of blood falling down to the ground
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
• The Birth of Merlin, or, The Childe Hath Found His Father
• Upon the death of Levon Helm and while considering his friends
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
• Johnny Clueless was there, with his Simulated Wood-Grain
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• I was floating in the ocean of his eyes.
• A father's thoughts for his daughter
• Barry Jive and his Uptown Five
• He wakes up everyday, puts an empty gun in his mouth, and pulls the trigger.
• When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
• When I was five
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
• My man was shot for his sheep coat
• He Died with a Felafel in His Hand
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• A teenage son to his father
• How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• His mother is slowly killing him.
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• Justin Trudeau's eulogy for his father, Pierre Elliott Trudeau
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• He flops over and bonks his head
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• an Aztec father advises his son
• He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• The Fisherman and His Soul: Part 5
• 32 Reasons Andrew Deserves His Door
• We decorated his van with crayons and fluorescent paints
• Lincoln still melancholy over his broken engagement, January 23, 1841
• Jas. Mathus and his Knock-Down Society Play Songs for Rosetta
• Here the hangman stops his cart
• Character Of Constantine And His Sons
• I like to imagine that Bond's firing the tank shells out of his mouth
• I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: XI
• The pool balls broke and cracked the middle of his sentences
• Taking my son to meet his grandfather
• Maybe his name is a killing word
• Echo Round His Bones
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• The dynasty made people die in nasty ways. This mess was necessary and they're not sorry.
• The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
• He who has ears, let him hear
• It was the tree that gave him away.
• Touch the Hem of His Garment
• Pascal on his deathbed
• Kissing a man all over his face
• Orpheus and his Twice Dead bride, Eurydice
• A Boy and His Blob
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• Left with his secrets, his picture and silence
• Sparkling like a star in his hand, melting like a snowflake
• Bill Monroe and His Blue Grass Boys
• The Pig and His Way of Life
• How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
• the wise mapmaker omits his home
• Buddha on his anniversary
• Out of his fucking mind
• the area between his scrotum and his anus
• Give the Devil his IOU
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• The Eagle and His Captor
• An Irish Airman foresees his Death
• Tokusan holds his bowl
• And in His Brave Court
• On His Having Arrived at the Age of Twenty-Three
• Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band
• My heart is the shape of his car
• John Romero is going to make you his bitch
• Thoughts for Oliver on His Death
• Kitty interrupts his murky float with the nail gun splash of her stiletto song
• Synge and the Ireland of his Time: Preface
• History of His Own Time
• his eyes are colorless
• God is playing marbles with his planets and his stars
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• if Gerry Stern were dead, he'd roll over in his grave
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• When I Was Cruel
• Imaginary Friend for Sale
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
• The Miller, His Son, and Their Ass
• Toward his impossible light
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press

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