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• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• when you're ready to touch me again
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• When it's ready
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When he became an old man
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When Renny wakes up
• When living we have need of Death
• The times when it's OK to not pay attention to your surroundings
• s/he
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He never looked back
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• he who_root (category)
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Ready to die
• When having sex in Binary
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Silly things we believe when we're kids
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• when fake deaf guys attack
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• An important sentence to know when going abroad
• Say When
• When I Was a Lad
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When the pencil breaks, the network goes down
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• When I Consider How My Light Is Spent
• Sing when you're winning
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When Things Were Rotten
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• When the Blackhawks Fly
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• You know when you've been Jesuited
• When the eye of day is shut
• Since when did you respect anything?
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• die when you die
• he'
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• ready to assemble
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Things to remember when buying new underwear
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• When life gives you lemons
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• When you're alone
• when in doubt run it out
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When I Was a Boy
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• Laugh when threatened
• When averted glances become the same as a stare
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• Woman! when I behold thee flippant, vain
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• For White Girls Who Have Considered Afro Hair Products/When the Conditioner is Enuf
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• when doves cry_root (category)
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• When two vowels go walking
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• He said, expecting the answer no
• He Knows Not Their Names
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• For a moment he smiled
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• He had something to say. He said it.
• sorry, hes cold_root (category)
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• he that is not with me is against me
• He backed the verbal car into the garage, only to crash it into the wall
• Ready Steady Cook
• I walk around when I'm high
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade
• When Raves Attack!
• When things are known by a brand name
• When you're home alone
• When I get mad I throw harder
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Buying your first mountain bike
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When I Woke
• When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
• when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
• When you see smoke under the Golden Gate Bridge
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• When your time comes
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• More than he was willing to give
• He says the most beautiful things
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• he tended to forget_root (category)
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• The day he gave me a lift
• Time flies when you're having fun
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• When it's raining
• What I left when I left you
• That great feeling when the dice go your way
• When you are being sacrificed
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• When were the gospels written?
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When to purchase fresh vegetables
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?
• When I came last to Ludlow
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• When poets scream
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When I am stronger than now
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• When we are young, the body is an unexamined ecstasy
• When we see the early signs of daylight fading, we leave just before it's gone.
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When first my way to fair I took
• When We left Earth
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• He Is Born
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.

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