Findings:

• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• You know you're blacked out when...
• When I was ten years old
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• When you're alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• You're Only Old Once!
• When you're home alone
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• When you wake up feeling old
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• collecting on old debts from when mom was a loan shark
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• when you're ready to touch me again
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• You know you're in the SCA when
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• When I am an old man
• I'll explain it when you're older
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook
• Time flies when you're having fun
• Sing when you're winning
• Swing when you're winning
• You're too young to be so old
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• Teenage rebellion and parental discipline
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• When You Are Old And Grey
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• You're never around when I need you
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• When You're Evil
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When he became an old man
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• You know you're a geek when...
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• When did the World get so old?
• What To Expect When You're Expecting
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• What is honesty when you're wearing a mask?
• When the Year Grows Old
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When You Are Old
• When I am an old woman
• Music You Listen to When You're Depressed
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• When sex hurts (women)
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• If you want somebody's heart, catch it when they pour it out
• When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When I see you, I remember what we shared, and what you left behind.
• When did I lose my brave little soul?
• I can feel the heat coming off my neck when I think too hard.
• When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
• You're welcome
• You're In The Air
• Never whistle while you're pissing
• If you're being attacked, yell fire
• I finally realize you're gone forever
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Tag, you're dead
• you're just a transparent gif in the dark
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• lonely programmer
• Old Mother Hubbard
• The Old Country
• Old Town, Alexandria
• old chestnut: more graph problems
• Rolling Down to Old Maui
• Old High German
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• old green field jacket
• I made an old man cry
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The Old Man of the Mountain
• I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly
• wise old bull
• Step on My Old Size Nines
• The Old Grey Whistle Test
• Why old people piss me off
• Old English noun cases
• The North Otago Old Golds
• Dirty Old Bastard
• Old Line State
• dirty old man
• Old Scrotch Xmas
• old west
• Old Pulteney
• My old clothes hang on a chair like ghosts of people I've been
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• You know you've been hacking too long when
• Things men want when they're drunk
• When good code goes bad
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• When I tighten you, you make the noise
• What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
• Everything seems to complicate too much when your desires are fulfilled
• When I Was a Boy
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When Night is Almost Done
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When I watch the living meet
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When I close my eyes, I see New York
• When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
• When you think about smoking
• What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I still tiptoe up the stairs when it's dark
• The problem is you're not paranoid enough!
• On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog
• Ways to Say you're done
• You're to Make Young Gems
• It's almost like you're real
• You might as well kill yourself. You're already dead.
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
• Ramblings of the lonely
• The Lonely Planet Effect
• good old days
• The Adventures of the Old Woman Continued
• that old Philip Glass knock knock joke
• old chestnut: all but two
• old chestnut: common birthdays
• Voices of Old People
• old boy
• As With Gladness Men Of Old
• old flame
• we found an old letter

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