Findings:
- The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
- When I was your age
- It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
- "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
- the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When I was ten years old
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- I had been hungry all the years
- When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When I was young Time had no wings
- when life was kind and we were two young wide-eyed believers
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- This book was stolen from the Harvard College Library. It was later recovered. The thief was sentenced to two years at hard labor.
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
- Django Reinhardt was dead already
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
- Choosing bitterness is taking the easy way out. It's so easy to feel bitter when you've been hurt. Path of least resistence. Forgiveness is a path that goes in a very different direction.
- Laugh when you have been listening well
- When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- When I am dead, my dearest
- I've been dead a long time
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- It was a dark and stormy night. I had taken a creative writing class.
- When each had their own personal anthem
- He Was a Crook
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- two cats and a tattoo, the design I had in mind
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- You know you've been hacking too long when
- What is Heraclides had never been born?
- And only those who had been there knew the whole truth.
- Wedding invitations for people who have been divorced for years
- I have been alone while I was with many girls
- A time when a gun might have been helpful
- Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
- The dead eat hope. We had none to give them, so they were pretty emaciated by the end.
- Two Dead Boys
- Mazurka for Two Dead Men
- She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
- THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE XII: WE'LL RUST WHEN WE'RE DEAD
- You know you've been away from home too long
- When did you decide to forget every wrong you had done?
- When I woke up this morning I had no regrets - I felt no shame
- Stuff was started stuff had ends
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- You had to pretend success was fucked
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- He takes the light switch between two fingers, wishing for a chain to pull
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- He had a life before he met you, you know
- I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant
- You know when you've been Jesuited
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender.
- If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
- How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
- He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
- Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
- unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
- What if Heraclides had never been born?
- This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
- You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
- The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
- The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
- Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
- I wish I was dead
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- I was the worst lay you ever had
- What kind of year have YOU had?
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Remember when you had words for everything?
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- I had no idea what he thought about me.
- She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
- King George he had a Date
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- Amakuni once drew an old sword of his from a box, suddenly overjoyed by something he had cast aside.
- I was once young and had a home
- At least he was gentle
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- I married him because he was not mean
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- he kissed me for a year and a half
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- More than he was willing to give
- he had a dream
- How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Life had been an opportunity lost
- They had been expecting me
- She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
- had Orpheus been a gentleman
- It's been years since we were born
- I could have been one of a two
- And then wings sprouted from the space between my shoulders where my wings had once been
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
- You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
- I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
- a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
- Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
- Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
- This has not been an easy year.
- If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
- and then, one morning, I realised I had been an adult for a while
- He's been places they have not.
- The other day I saw a gas station called Space Age! I was not fooled!
- Some of Us Had Been Threatening Our Friend Colby
- The lust of years has been fulfilled
- When you're dead, you're dead
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
- The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel
- For 5 minutes precisely, I thought I was dead
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- God is not dead; he is merely unemployed.
- Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- I was a young boy that had big plans
- When you had left our pirate fold
- the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
- What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
- Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
- Grammatical and syntactic puzzles
- I had never known someone whose death was imminent
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- I haven't had a wet dream in years
- The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
- Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
- wizards held captive the fishes of dreaming, souls that had circled their fortress for years
- When the rescue plane landed, I realized we had resorted to cannibalism too soon.
- I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- He had something to say. He said it.
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
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