Findings:

• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When You Live Alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• When the mouse pointer covers part of a word
• When Pride Still Mattered
• When I watch the living meet
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• When willpower isn't enough
• When Poets Dreamed of Angels
• When the water is black you know it's deep
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• When the Sun Rises
• When first my way to fair I took
• When Renny wakes up
• When living we have need of Death
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Only when
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
• when
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When science questions itself (a rant)
• When sex hurts (Men)
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Buying your first mountain bike
• When I Read Shakespeare
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• When dolphins go bad
• When We With Sappho
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• When we were little kids, running
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Things to consider when naming your child
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• Remember when you had words for everything?
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• A city becomes a world when someone falls in love with one of its inhabitants
• Since when did you respect anything?
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• when the last opportunity leaves
• when we understand
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• i clung to her cloak. (or flew)
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• Where people go when people die
• When Lilacs Last in the Dooryard Bloom'd
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• How to flip a coin when you haven't got one
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Proverbs urging caution when speaking
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• Memory is best served when chilled
• When Push Comes To Shove
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
• When All's Well
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• When he became an old man
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• When two vowels go walking
• Why I cry when I hear
• When did my fiance turn into my security blanket?!
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When I was your age
• When I Read the Book
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• What it means to live "in the city" when you live in New Orleans
• When I am an old man
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When Employers Come A-Courtin'
• when dogs puke
• When the Wind Blows
• i only knew when silence screamed
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• When Night is Almost Done
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• When are you going to stop running?
• When You Are: a guide for time travelers
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Columbia exploded?
• When tofu goes bad
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• When I am pinned and wriggling on the wall
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• When summer's end is nighing
• When your time comes
• When Frogs Go Bad mp3 (recording)
• I'm always breathless when you call
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• Flew
• When You Come
• When The Pawn...
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When you work at a supermarket
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• When to talk about religion
• When I Grow Up
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• How to scream when no one is looking
• We journal only when we hurt
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• portable mp3 player
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Things to consider when preparing an acceptance speech
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When desperate static beats the silence up
• When the jungle took the city back
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When We left Earth
• Thumbing down a ride when you could take the bus
• When the dancer becomes the dance
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• I wish when I closed a book I could set it on the shelf and know it was really over
• when you walk with death
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• When I Die
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When you sell a cigarette for a quarter
• When Worlds Collide
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
• November 4, 1995
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Were You There When They Crucified My Lord?
• Life is easiest when living on the lawn
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations

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