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• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Things to do when technology gets here
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• When I get like this
• I Get Hungry When I Shift
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• I'll get there when I get there
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• We get too tense when we drive
• sometimes when i think about how big space is i get scared
• when the weather's good we get the wood
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Stoned music memories
• When I Get Low I Get High
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• When did the World get so old?
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• I'm with Suneeta this evening, last time before we get engaged
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• I walk around when I'm high
• police line do not cross
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I know more when I'm alone
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• How do you get two piccolos to play in tune?
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What to do when your brakes fail
• How do you get there?
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• Craving a smoke
• Why do you want to get married?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• When you cut yourself shaving
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• what do you get if you multiply six by nine
• Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
• If you get your opinions second-hand, you do not know anything worth knowing
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• a couch is something you get on Craigslist, something that comes and goes
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• When America sneezes, Canada catches a cold
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• Do you want to get slapped?
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• Women want me when I'm taken
• What to do when your husband comes home
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• blocking cross
• fiery cross
• Crossing one eye
• Service Cross
• I look better when I am wet
• My heart feels filled with warm water when I think of these things
• When I Touch You
• when you were words
• When it rains, it pours
• Songs to sing when protesting alongside Communists
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• when i hold you near
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• When Everything2 goes mainstream
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire
• When Night is Almost Done
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• portable mp3 player
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• When Holidays Attack!
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When the Circus Comes to Town
• When Society Becomes an Addict
• When I made more

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