Findings:

• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Say anything, say nothing. The day is beckoning and the night is haunting
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• Say Anything
• Nothing says softcore like Florida in January: A surrealistic Florida adventure
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• No one says anything important during the day
• magic is real and it's nothing like what they say
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• nothing interesting to say
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• To say nothing of the dog
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• don't say the words
• You Don't Say
• "Don't worry," he says
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• I never thought I'd have something to say
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• What Say We Have a Go
• I have too much to say
• What Italian guys are really talking about when they say "Ey Oh"
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Stoned music memories
• Say When
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Who says violence solves nothing?
• Have Your Say
• That moment sometimes when your inner voice just says, "Fuck you. Fuck you all."
• Don't say the B-word
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• I can't say anything to you.
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Nothing says hardcore like Kansas in January: an Everything, Kansas proof of concept
• My kisses say nothing except "I love you"
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• They say the smog is the reason we have such beautiful sunsets
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Father Smith Says Nothing
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• smile when you say that
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• ...and I ain't got nothing to say...
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Don't say no
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Nothing says "Science!" better than a long series of graphs and charts
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• When you find yourself in a church wearing a shirt that says "Pussy"
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• When the Pope says shit
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Don't say yes if you can't say no
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• You don't have any real problems
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• When I have female children
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• No, I don't have channel 11
• Capitalize, please
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
• HOT DAMN 2! When Ohio's a rockin' don't come a knockin'
• Vegetables don't come when you call
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• you don't have to do this
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• I can share anything with you, and you don't mind
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• People don't flail when they die
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• Since when did you respect anything?
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• i don't love e2. i love when it touches the ideal.
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• the innocent have nothing to fear
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• don't hesitate when small obstacles appear
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear government censorship.
• keep looking until you don't see anything at all
• beside a moon that don't know when to quit
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Something, anything, nothing
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• I don't have the time
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."

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