Findings:
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- Run around like chickens with their head cut off
- All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- Judging women by their books
- Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
- "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
- It has all the majesty of butterflies emerging from their cocoons, and all the sounds of Aphex Twin
- To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
- Greeks like their women armless
- Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
- All the people looking like they've been run through the life sucking machine. Twice.
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- The children are all crying in their pens
- the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
- There's husbandry in heaven; their candles are all out.
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- memories are a mob of dead ex-girlfriends standing outside your bedroom window, their heads and shoulders shelves for snow.
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- The Last Show: The Priests Open Their Big Mouths
- I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
- Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
- It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
- Scientists who have genetically designed their children for superior 'fros
- candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
- Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
- the flags are all dead at the tops of their poles
- Women and their weight problem
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
- Why men like women's breasts
- Why American women shave their legs
- I liked their early stuff
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
- When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
- Are images defined through their visual language?
- Madmen have a world all their own
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- I like women with shaved heads
- Off with their heads!
- The only difference between men and boys is the size of their shoes and the price of their toys.
- Kick Their Fucking Heads In 2
- When each had their own personal anthem
- Why women like the smell of men
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
- I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth
- The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I walk triumphantly through a sea of dead things. I am their master.
- Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
- mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
- Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
- The monkey children were everywhere back then. Their fedoras littered the roads.
- Why do male musical groups try to look threatening on their album covers?
- Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
- those magnificent men in their flying machines
- The sound was starting to get stuck in my head like "It's a Small World"
- For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
- These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- Men and Women
- Forget women - here's what men want
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- when all the white horses have broken free
- Men are 5, Women are 6
- You need trepanation like you need another hole in your head
- Like a Hole in the Head
- I remember when all this was trees
- All true paths lead through mountains.
- When sex hurts (women)
- Let's run away to where the shooting stars fall and meet them when they land
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Why men like lesbians
- Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
- Flaunting your sexuality
- institutions have lives of their own
- Table of Organs and Their Relationships
- Things people put up their butts
- Their Satanic Majesties Request
- The Three Princes and their Beasts
- Big Thunder Mountain Railroad
- Theorems whose names sound like Robert Ludlum novel titles
- Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
- Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
- Legal Happy Pills and their Trials and Tribulations
- When you blow out like a dead star
- Selling their souls to Santa
- Ranters and their rants
- Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
- Of Mongoloids and Their Kin
- Mammals and Their Milk
- How to get people to clean up their core dumps
- The Four and Twenty Elders Casting their Crowns before the Divine Throne
- The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
- Necronomicon: Of Ye Old Ones And Their Spawn
- Viking raids
- Listen, boy. Everyone is their own kind of ninja.
- The colors flow through her like a rainbow
- Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
- people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
- Nuns fret not at their convent's narrow room
- relentlessly mock and deride their institutional legitimacy
- come name their bone dance
- continuous functions are determined by their values on a dense subset
- Traumatic in nature? Possible. Pivotal in their own way? Certainly.
- They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
- The dead float and whisper their song
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- Big Hole Valley
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- Driving my Saturn through Jupiter on a day when the mercury hit 100 degrees
- Women of All Red Nations
- a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
- through You, all my wasted days receive a new life
- You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
- Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
- All Through the Rain and Squally Weather
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- All Men are Brothers
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
- Like toys for overgrown children
- Hide under the covers
- Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of our lives.
- like a guillotine through jello
- Women are gradually stealing all male names
- Ryan Gray playground for all children
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- Men vs Women
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
- Why Women Are Paid Less Than Men
- I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
- Women are writing what men used to write and men are writing what women used to write
- All good men are either gay or married
- When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
- It sounded good in my head before it came out of my mouth
- like you put stars in the hole in my head
- the way fish heads run from rain
- The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
- I like my coffee the way I like my women
- Big Head Todd and the Monsters
- Lightning makes no sound, and until the thunder comes, you are alone with the light
- A League of Their Own
- Some kiss with their eyes closed
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- Reading ahead in comic calendars
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- Capitalize, please
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- Why programmers don't comment their code
- I will ask them all their dreams
- Do masochists enjoy slamming their fingers in a car door?
- You can tell a lot about a person from their e-mail address
- Correcting BBC newsreaders on their grammar
- Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
- They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
- While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks
- Immortality are their garb
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
- to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
- The Prodigy: Their Law
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