Findings:

• I know more when I'm alone
• I'm always breathless when you call
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
• I'm tired of calling 911
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm tired
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• I walk around when I'm high
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• It's late, and I'm tired
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• I'm Alone
• I'm an Addict
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm No Fool
• I feel like I'm being watched
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• IN BASE FOUR, I'M FINE
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I'm far too hammered to realize this is a bad idea
• How to tell if you need new tires
• Screw diapers, your kids are gonna need tire swings and bananas, Monkey Boy
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• For when you and your shiftless friends are temporarily amused
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• When to talk about religion
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When glided in Porphyria
• Who needs genetic cloning when we have The Gap?
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• When the Pope says shit
• When the Saints Go Marching In
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• I am blind when I want to be
• So bashful when I spied her
• When water chokes you
• When It Changed
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• When we were little kids, running
• Why I hate when my father tinkers with the computer, and why you should too
• Sometimes when I am wearied suddenly,
• When you came
• Happiness is difficult to come by when one is constantly followed by Frisbees
• When impressing friends with food
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• when she saw the funny side, we introduced my child bride to whisky and gin
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• When your baby drools, when your baby barks
• when does it end (user)
• When is a cut and paste writeup not a cut and paste writeup?
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm Going Home
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• I'm waiting
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Damn it! I'm an adult!
• I'm Afraid
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• I'm In Love With Massachusetts ( ... drive on by ... ) (document)
• I'm a verb; I do things.
• Break me. I'm elated.
• Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
• Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm changing the climate! Pull my finger
• Dammit, I'm mad
• I'm an English major, you do the math
• Tire Iron
• tire concept
• Give to me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When It's Iris Time In Tennessee
• When Your Heartstrings Break
• When Worlds Collide
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• When life gives you shit
• When should a firm stop production?
• when immunity is a bad thing
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Slippery When Wet
• Tomorrow, When the War Began
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• you breathe when your body makes you
• Lord Christ, When First You Came to Earth
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When the Blackhawks Fly
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• needs must when the Devil drives
• Innocent When You Dream
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm letting you go
• I'm No Angel
• I'm not Greg
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
• I'm Sas (user)
• HI im vik (user)
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message
• if i'm right, you'll be here to read this any day now
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Canadian Tire
• tired, over-excited and starting to show off
• tired skeptic (user)
• Time flies when you're having fun
• smoking when pregnant harms your baby
• When I Read the Book
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
• When is it best to take crack cocaine?
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• When you had left our pirate fold
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• Summer never answers when you call
• When a boy comes over, always have something baking
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• When my inside selves just jump out with wings of fire

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