Findings:

• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• When having sex in northern Norway
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When having sex in Binary
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• Time flies when you're having fun
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• When having sex in Poland
• when the forest burns along the road like god's eyes in my headlights
• When having sex in Austria
• When having sex in Germany
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• Now is the time when I start: Drink
• When I hear the word 'culture' I reach for my gun
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• When the dragon is slain
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• When the moon is grinning, looking like a bowl of milk
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• People don't flail when they die
• Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
• when still her eyes held water
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• God Save the Queen
• God helps those who help themselves
• God was created in man's image
• God is a drug
• War God
• The Broken God
• My god, it's full of nodegel!
• Ten reasons to believe in God
• Horned God
• City of God Book XIV : 2
• The Love God?
• next to of course god america i
• Meditation III: Of God: that he Exists
• Thank God For Little Children
• Why do people believe in God?
• God, the crying prospector
• All My Hope on God is Founded
• God's Food
• The Kingdom of God is Within You
• God Bless Miss Black America
• And there find God in everyone
• God is Still Speaking,
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I REALLY hate this god damn robot
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• god pony1 (user)
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• A river having adieu with snow
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• I'll explain it when you're older
• Weird foods your parents gave you when you were sick
• When Web Designers Attack: A New Fox Special
• Things to consider when organizing a team of superheroes
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• When you ride alone you ride with Hitler!
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• When you forget that dogs aren't human
• When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When I Was Cruel
• When not to snipe (on Ebay)
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• When a whale dies
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• This is When it Happens
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• When the Detail Lost its Freedom
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When users of E2 meet each other (e2poll)
• When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
• This story is a Neil Young song when you aren't looking
• Football Season Ended When Hunter S. Thompson Blew His Own Head Off
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Some Haikus I Wrote When We Went to the Keys
• When I Write My Master's Thesis
• Gödel's theorem applied to God
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• God is a verb
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• The gods
• Primitive Radio Gods
• Reality is shit, and cyberspace is god
• God of glory
• Where is your god now?
• City of God Book IX
• What hath God wrought?
• Of Gods and Men: On Greek Religion
• God and the Idea of Perfection
• God Rock
• The phrase 'God is mathematics' is hidden in the digits of pi
• Young Men's Reformed Cultists of the Ichor God Bel Shamharoth Association
• O God of Earth and Altar
• God does all things to magnify His glory
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• God spot
• God's Eye
• God and Guinness are not mutually exclusive
• God of Light (user)
• God, obviously.
• gods we may be
• God hates the DRM
• the school for gods
• God's
• Why does God need an Army?
• Having to sit next to my ex on my flight from Chicago
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having
• When I first met you
• When I have female children
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I only smoke when I drink
• When the foeman bares his steel
• When the words stop working
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• When animals taunt
• You know you're in the SCA when
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• When we shed our earthly skin
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• And When I Die
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• Where are all the menstrual huts when you need them?
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• When I made more
• Things to consider when buying glasses
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• When the Monkey Stood Still
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• when the last opportunity leaves
• when we understand
• when you walk with death
• When I heard about the funeral I said "Why?"
• God of War
• Let go and let God
• Morality without God
• kitchen god
• My cats think I'm a God
• Beyond Belief: Why God Cannot Exist
• God the Son
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Man is greater than "god"

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