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• When life gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD
• When having sex in Germany
• Mindgames to play while your roommates are having sex in the next room
• I shudder when I think that God is merciful
• Preaching Christianity to hitch hikers when you don't believe in God on the day of the Devil
• The whole idea of having a close personal relationship with God is rather new
• Angels find pleasure in work when God is on vacation
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• When having sex in ancient Rome
• When having sex in northern Norway
• When having sex in Binary
• Time flies when you're having fun
• When having sex in Poland
• When having sex in Austria
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• back when our blood was still warm
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• When We Try Talking
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• Happiness ends when the screen goes blank
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When this horse tires, we shall eat it for strength.
• when trafficking in HOT NAKED PICS OF 18 YEAR OLD SLUTS, consider your sources carefully
• Gods
• God Mode
• Your God Is Too Small
• A Mighty Fortress Is Our God
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• Yossarian is also God, if you must know
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• The knowledge of the world is the enemy of God
• The Stars' Tennis Balls
• God and Infinity
• City of God Book XVI : 2
• Of Gods and Men: TOC
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 1
• a conversation with this, that, or the other god
• Hammer of the Gods
• If Thou But Suffer God to Guide Thee
• God Bless My Underwear
• Prayer to Every God
• God is an Artist
• God is a high school science teacher
• Using Space for God
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Are You There God? It's Me, Robbie.
• having a baby
• Dinosaurs? Having a Birthday Party?
• Ethanol is simply sugar having sex in strange positions
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat your damn lemons
• When cats rub you
• when people become strangers
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• Girls are hotter when they're comfortable
• When a liquid enters a vacuum
• When life changes forever
• Sometimes when I walk the street
• And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
• When We Were Mud
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• When It Changed
• When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When Jesus Wept
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• Resolving disparate magic systems when forced to
• Since when did being spiritual matter? Since when did thread count matter?
• when you're ready to touch me again
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• The Moment When Nothing Happened
• Why I cry when I hear
• Gloranthan Lunar Gods
• I saw god
• Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God
• Strange Gods
• Why does God need a starship?
• god help me
• Text God (user)
• God Loves You
• City of God Book IV : 2
• City of God Book XX
• Of Gods and Men: Christianity as a Mystery
• If I believed in God
• Fear God
• Courtesy between gods and mortals
• God vs. Satan
• God is a Bullet
• The House of God
• God bless you, Mr. Oostendorp
• ...and GOD CRIED / The Holocaust Remembered
• God slipped away quietly, during third period physics class
• The Funeral of God
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• Touched by the Hand of God
• And God looked crosswise at the Devil
• God bless you, Mr Chamberlain
• If God doesn't exist, is everything permitted?
• Are We Having Fun Yet?
• He's having a vasectomy
• When I was your age
• When I Read the Book
• How to find your Desktop when using Win 3.1 apps under NT/95/98
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• I know more when I'm alone
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Say When
• When I Was a Lad
• when strangers tell me to smile
• When your far-away boyfriend visits, consider your roommate
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• When a Man Loves a Woman
• When your job is keeping order, your life becomes chaos
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• you breathe when your body makes you
• When Holidays Attack!
• Myself When I am Real
• When the Bear And the Fox Shared a Field
• When Bobby Comes Down
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• When we speak of magic, we conspire against death
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When Shall We Take Off?
• When I would muse in boyhood
• When Renny wakes up
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• I'm always breathless when you call
• gods (usergroup)
• God Time
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• Wrath of God
• What Would God Do?
• God is a she
• God Light
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• City of God Book II
• God Jul
• God of Thunder
• Nearer My God to Thee
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• Lamb of God
• Fingerprints of the Gods
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• God Hates Us All
• God Rest Ye Unitarians
• God's just looking for a few good humans
• Look, there's God
• While you were waiting, God vacated the premises
• TGoP: Of Roon, the God of Going
• God son (user)
• Sky god, how long til the night?
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• God's Truce
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Tips for having sex in an elevator
• wanting is more satisfying than having
• A river having adieu with snow
• wardrobe malfunction
• When The Pawn...
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• When boomboxes came with little internal mics
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• Women want me when I'm taken
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• When You Live Alone
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• You know you've been away from home too long
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• When it's done

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