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• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People deserve good life time and personal loans or student loan will make it much better. Because people's freedom relies on money.
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• Asking random people for wisdom
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When writers use Latin
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
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• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• People who carp about their jobs
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Going by the script when talking to people
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Help people who need help
• You're never around when I need you
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• How to herd people in public
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• People who don't smoke will never die
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• when people become strangers
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Dead links in writeups
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• When you kill people they die
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• either only mean people live that long, or mean lives make mean people
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• When or Not, Make it Great
• Where people go when people die
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• Things people put up their butts
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Capitalize, please
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• Her hair, tangled
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When children become people
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• People don't flail when they die
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Using a command line
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Now or Never
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• mermaids never miss their legs in the sea because mermaids know that there are better ways to move through the ocean than kicking.
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Low taxes help rich people
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Know your pets
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• Summer never answers when you call
• People are sometimes very crazy
• The Mole People
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Pod People
• My little sister's adventures with Old People
• The Everything People Registry : United States : Maryland
• Bart's People
• The Everything People Registry : Finland
• For the short people
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• A thousand tiny people washed up on the beach
• Hickory Wind
• Shadow People
• New People's Army
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• An Enemy of the People, act II.5
• People for Ethical Treatment of Animals
• People's Republic of Berkeley
• New York State Court of Appeals
• Why old people piss me off
• People pollution
• Help! My money is full of cocaine!
• people (user)
• Are you a compulsive Overeater? Answer these 15 questions to help you determine the answer.
• Swedish People's Party
• Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
• Inappropriate songs that people play at weddings
• Ninjas are people too
• Good help is so hard to find
• The People's Foot
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• Errand of Mercy
• How to disappear completely and never be found
• his is a local shop for local people. There's nothing for you here.
• You'll never work in this town again!
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• never use variable arguments in C++
• I Never Knew You
• Self-interested
• Never quite at home in the world
• Their Satanic Majesties Request
• floating and never settling
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• I Look at Men in the Height of Their Youth

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