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• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• When each had their own personal anthem
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• Dead links in writeups
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• People don't flail when they die
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you
• when people become strangers
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• You sad cookie, you *care* more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Why guys care if their partner spits or swallows
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• Asking random people for wisdom
• When all you want is help, and all you receive is pain
• Never install PCI cards when the power supply is on
• Never drink or cook with hot tap water
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• Where people go when people die
• Never coin a phrase if you can help it
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Now or Never
• Thought experiment on a boring Tuesday (or, When the world lasted 20 minutes)
• When or Not, Make it Great
• When you kill people they die
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• What really happens when you call the help desk
• It never rains when you want it to, many lawns under the deluge
• Very emotional people are either psychotic or sincere
• Things people put up their butts
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Using a command line
• Capitalize, please
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Her hair, tangled
• When in Rome, Never Boil
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• Summer never answers when you call
• Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
• Know your pets
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• Low taxes help rich people
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• When American writers use Latin, or other languages
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
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• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• People who don't smoke will never die
• You're never around when I need you
• Deal with the flames on their terms or yours
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• When children become people
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Help people who need help
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Going by the script when talking to people
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• I remember, back in the day, when the Other Users list never exceeded 19
• How to herd people in public
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Flushing out your enemies from their lair with bad rock music
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Making the Movies VII Movie Stars Who Risk Their Lives for Realistic Films
• How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
• rubies subtly set their skirts on fire.
• So help me God
• Python program to help train fretboard fluency
• The cost of having nice things is the obligation to their maintenance
• Everything Help (node_forward)
• When lovely woman stoops to folly
• Mercy Point
• When The Tigers Broke Free
• i like my body when it is with your
• voice never dies
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• Never Say Never Again
• When You Are Old
• I never faced existential quandaries as an addict
• the leaves fell like raindrops when you touched the earth
• Cheer up luv, it might never happen
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• never store currency in a float
• When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• Using "Open Source" when you mean "Collaborative"
• Never enter a public restroom with someone you hope to impress
• November 4, 1995
• never sober (user)
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• Never wanted to injure someone that much
• only when you cannot hear
• It's never too late
• When your eyes fade will your smile follow?
• Never Been Kissed
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• Knowledge can never be certain
• When to wear a corset
• Never break cover
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Nevers (user)
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• When frogs go bad
• 54-40 or fight!
• Only When I Lose Myself
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• But life is hard when the written word is your first language
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• In my craft or sullen art
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• hydrate or die
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• hit or miss
• When we two parted
• Did T. Rex waltz or samba?
• This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
• Swimming pool injury
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The Seattle quake of '01: Ash Wednesday's revenge
• Am I the driver or the driven?
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• The eventful funeral of Scooby Andreou
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• My car es El Coche Magnifico, or: The Oregon Trail Rally eats my dust
• Fact or Fiction
• Automobiles with little or no redeeming value
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Cake or Death_root (category)

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