Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "When you're about to get into a fight with someone bigger than you"

• it's hard to hear when you're stuck inside someone's torso
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• You know you're in a terrible mood when the songs don't work
• When keys on keyboards get switched
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Sing when you're winning
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• text me when you're ready to fuck
• How to fight and not get your ass kicked
• When in doubt, get horizontal
• Afraid that someone will notice you're a fake
• When you pirate MP3s, you're downloading communism
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• When did everyone get so attractive?
• When to talk about religion
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Risqué comment opportunities when you're a Subway employee
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• How to not fight and not get your ass kicked
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• Bigger than Himself
• Stoned music memories
• Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
• why the Napster issue is about a lot more than just music
• Bigger on the inside than on the outside
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• And when she turned into a man, we were so proud
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• Why I trust myself more than I trust the government when it comes to my health.
• You're more than welcome
• Is it bigger than a breadbox?
• This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
• When is a monkey's orgasm more than just fun and games?
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• Thoughts that randomly pop into your mind when masturbating
• When you're home alone
• How to buy LEGO sets when you're over twice the suggested age
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• when you're 30, you'll change your mind
• Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
• Why women suddenly come out of the woodwork when a man gets married
• We are starstuff, billion year-old carbon; got to get ourselves back into The Garden
• It is easier to get forgiveness than permission
• I'll get there when I get there
• Don't blow into someone's vagina
• You're dripping liquid sex into my Cherry Coke
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• About gradual producing of the thoughts when talking
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• Having someone wrapped around you, looking into your eyes, inches away from your face, smiling the cutest smile in the world and giving you quick little kisses on the nose is the greatest feeling anywhere ever
• When you're alone
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• When I am stronger than now
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• When you think about smoking
• Got to Get You into My Life
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• My eyes change color when I kiss someone
• I'll explain it when you're older
• You know you're in the SCA when
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
• When I get like this
• Some Jews actually get pissed when you wish them a Merry Christmas
• How to get more change than you deserve
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• Eye contact at a distance
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• It doesn't get any better than this
• Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
• When I get mad I throw harder
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?
• To tell the truth I am never happier than when I am a kangaroo
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Everything looks beautiful when you're young and pretty
• How to draw a 4-dimensional object, when you're limited to 3 dimensions
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• How to avoid a car accident
• Get a rise out of someone
• It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• We get too tense when we drive
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How to close a KFC when you're a cook
• Swing when you're winning
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• It's easier to get a HANDGUN in this state than your driver's license!
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• Nobody Knows You when You're Down and Out
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Things you learn when a woman moves into your flat
• when someone you disliked dies
• Talking about money is more taboo than talking about sex
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• We'll burn that bridge when we get to it
• Let Us Get Into Your Shorts!
• When I Get Low I Get High
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• When is it OK to node about noding?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• When non-pitchers get to pitch
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• if you're lucky, they fuse into something bright and astonishing
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• You're pretty when you're quiet
• It’s not because of your unconventional ideas about sex. It’s because you’re fat.
• Bigger Than Jesus
• getting into a fight in high school
• The hole in the ground for bodily waste when camping
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Sex starts when you're standing up
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: January
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• When you're a quarterback, you should not screw with the minds of your linemen
• Time stands still when you're in the tube
• bigger than Elvis
• Never get into a staring contest with a Pikachu
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• How to get drunk when in Norway
• at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
• Never frown; you never know when someone's falling in love with your smile.
• You're never around when I need you
• Geeks should not fight about their distros
• when you're ready to touch me again
• It is her name that I think of when I think about being in love.
• If only I could get into her head
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• When you're finished struggling... are you free tonight?
• The cluelessness of the press when writing about computer crime
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• I miss you when you're away. Please go.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• We're bigger than Jesus now
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• When you're dead, you're dead
• Feeling like you're moving when you're really sitting still
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• When you're the oldest, you're not allowed to feel pain
• The feeling you get when meeting an ex-partner soon after you split
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• This is the place you see in your head when you're sitting at your desk dreaming
• It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• How to open a KFC when you're a cook

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