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• When touch was simple
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Once when I got like this I thought I was building a boat
• When to use a semicolon in Pascal
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• When daddy was the handsome prince
• Who shouted with glee when the colour blue was born?
• When I was your age
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
• When I was young
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• It was daylight when you looked up from your ditch
• When I awoke, I was alone, and screaming
• When the Space Shuttle Columbia was destroyed on re-entry, I felt a deep sorrow that Cowboy Bebop was now implausible
• Climbing cherry trees when I was younger
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• This was when I knew my childhood was over
• When Frederic Was a Little Lad
• When Desire Was a Virtue
• When visiting a city, always use its public transportation
• When I was a kid, I wanted to get tuberculosis
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• When I Was a Lad
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• Stoned music memories
• When you are again allowed to use your limbs and your eyes
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Back when grunge was still cool
• When I Was Cruel
• Oh, when I was in love with you
• I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
• good vs. well
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• When we was fat ( ... or, Lord Gym)
• When I was five
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• When to wear a corset
• who vs. whom
• I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• What did people use as incidental music before Moby was invented?
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• When American writers use Latin, or other languages
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• and when you woke up, your goldfish bowl was empty?
• Top hat
• There was a time when I was a better person
• man when you are telling me how it was
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• When I Was a Boy
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• When I was ten years old
• When I was Fair and Young
• Top Hat (user)
• November 4, 1995
• When she was bad
• making my cat wear party hats
• When again between cities was comfortable and right
• back when our blood was still warm
• What I wrote when I was missing David
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• I wear this skirt only when the rodeo is in town
• Do you remember when Everything was small?
• Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
• When I was young Time had no wings
• eight hands around
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Eight: That No One of Existing Things doth Perish
• Eight Crazy Nights
• straw hat
• Put the hat on
• mistletoe hat
• Wideawake Hat
• Billycock hat
• Average Land Speed of Animals
• top predator
• Top 40 Music Is Rotting My Brain
• The Top End
• Top Ten Scientific Breakthroughs of 2003
• Top Hat_root (category)
• used bookstore
• How to use chopsticks
• Uses for Dildos other than the obvious
• Questions we use to test men
• Use of Secure and Non-Secure Telephones at the NSA
• how to set up and use a microphone in Windows
• Make people use alternative operating systems
• I used to be racist
• Writing Effective Use Cases
• Those things we use to gauge ourselves propel us over cliffs
• Or at least it used to be
• For quicker voting, use QuickVoter (document)
• Sauron Should've Used Babies!
• Marilyn Monroe was a size 16
• There was a rose that faded young
• Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
• There was an old lady
• RIT was built sideways
• I was unplanned
• Hitler Was A Vegetarian
• I was young and I needed the money
• I Was a Teenage Fairy
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• This was my childhood
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• Since Hector was a pup
• She was an intellectual prostitute, seducing me with profound truisms
• Each one was the scene where you hold your breath
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
• the little friendship that never was
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I wear my loneliness like a broken shell
• ready to wear
• When The Levee Breaks
• When Animals Attack
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• when you were words
• When it rains, it pours
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• When glided in Porphyria
• When Running Jokes Go Bad
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Buying your first mountain bike
• Things to consider when choosing a Martial Art
• Slippery When Wet
• a soundtrack when I walk into a room
• The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
• when someone you disliked dies
• When I watch the living meet
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• The whole world changed when Paul got shuffled over to the bass
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• I am thinking it's a sign that the freckles in our eyes are mirror images and when we kiss they're perfectly aligned
• When the dragon is slain
• A poem for when I loved him
• When good cats go bald
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Don't lick stuff when it's cold
• Eight Virtues
• Eight Aratis
• The Five Jars - Chapter Eight
• Using Red Hat and it feels so good
• Yellow Hat
• Throw your hat into the ring
• kitty hat girl
• quilt top
• Four Tops
• Top fifteen richest fictional characters
• Top 10 Reasons to elect Giant Squid
• The top of the world
• Animal drug use
• Easy way to remember which fork to use
• Picking which urinal to use
• not as funny as it used to be
• Center for Land Use Interpretation
• Housing Works Used Book Cafe
• Criminal Code of Canada - Part XII.1 Instruments and Literature for Illicit Drug Use
• How to configure Sendmail to use SMTP AUTH in FreeBSD
• Synthesizers in rock music
• No use crying over spilt milk
• Peace out boy scout, don't use your knot tying skills for bad ideas

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