Findings:

• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• why I think I can't do anything
• My body is a toaster when it comes to sleep
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• What to do when your student union is closed indefinitely
• Ghosts Can't Do It
• You Can't Do That on Television
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• How do you know when your relationship is over?
• Where I go when I masturbate
• Ten things Britons should not do when visiting the US
• Do you hear when I ask you those tough questions?
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• Keeping secrets from your children may harm them
• What You do While I Slumber
• When the screaming is done you need a place to sleep
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• Where do you hide when the dark is alive?
• When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• Do not enter into compression box when motor is running
• What not to do when seeing apartments
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• Are you such a fucking loser you can't tell when you've won?
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• When all the stars go out at night
• Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
• What to Do When Your Girl Melts
• I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
• How we sleep on the nights we don't make love
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• At night, when we walked by the wall, the world seemed to fall down before us - the whole, far-off, dirty world.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• Do not go gentle into that good night
• What to do when your car breaks down
• Things to do on Valentine's day when you're single
• you can't do it alone
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Things to do when technology gets here
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• When mind blindness strikes your child, where do you go?
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Touristy things to do when visiting PEI
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What to do when your brakes fail
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• It hurts when I touch it. What should I do?
• What to do when a roommate moves out
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• How can you sleep at night?
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• I Love It When It Rains At Night
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• Do Androids Sleep With Electric Sheep?
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Those who can't do, teach
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• When I sleep, it's not quiet
• When you go, I sleep again
• When she sleeps, is she not moving her legs aside for an unknown garrison?
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• The world stops making sense when everyone goes to sleep
• What you see when the night light shines through your rain-speckled glasses
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• How not to faint when you can't move
• She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• When you just can't win
• you kissed me on that night you can't remember
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• Where do butterflies go when it rains?
• Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
• I can't do that, Dave
• How long do babies sleep?
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• A Fun Thing to Do When You've Tied One On
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why do heterosexual noders tell us as much, when defending homosexuals?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
• What do we want? Nothing. When do we want it? Whenever.
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
• When you cut yourself shaving
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• What to do when your husband comes home
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• What do you get when you cross the Alps with elephants?
• When society rejects you, you do the obvious: You reject it.
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• When searching for the soul, do not miss the forest for the trees.
• When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• How Do You Sleep?
• What NOT to do when flat-ironing hair
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• What do you see, when you see a woman in armor?
• evil triumphs when men don't do good
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• What do you see when you look up?
• Good Night, Sleep Tight
• The night when I felt like speaking my mind
• When Night's Black Mantle could Most Darkness Prove
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• How to get a good night's sleep
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• When night falls starless
• I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
• When the traffic lights switch to "blinking red" for the night
• this hunger in me, it never ends. I feed it every night when I dream
• In the long purple evenings when rock n roll from WLAM blurred into night baseball from WCOU
• When night taught you to let light talk
• When Night is Almost Done
• The Good Night Sleep Tight Shade Trees
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• i can't find it anywhere
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play

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