Findings:

• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
• In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• Programs that require Internet Explorer to be installed
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• it would be hilarious if only
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• That I Would Be Good
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• The Man Who Would Be King
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Mind without body
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• That would be me
• If you existed I would never get out of bed
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• what would it take to be serene again?
• as if he didn't exist
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• How the Internet Came to Be
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If we classified ducks as monsters, well, that would be pretty accurate.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Where would America be without Canada?
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• I never thought it would be like this
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1795
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• The Internet Cannot Be Stored In Your Recycle Bin
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• Just to see what it would be like
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1597
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• It's easy to be charming on the internet
• A whimper would be fine
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• The best kind of bartender
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• How the Internet came to be: On scaling
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• Your noise would not be missed here.
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Life without music would be a mistake
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• eternity would be boring
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• I saw it on the Internet so it MUST be true!
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• Food should not be luminous
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• What is and what should never be
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• I used to be that girl.
• to be scored
• Without users, this wouldn't be a problem
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• I will be light
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• I used to be bulimic
• as X as I Need to Be
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• eventually today will be bittersweet too
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• Roger Schank's Learning by Doing Meets Case-Based Reasoning
• the quiet voices of women in the kitchen doing dishes
• How can God allow evil to exist?
• When the Ocean existed outside of encyclopedias
• internet relationship
• Internet Relay Chat
• Internet JUNKBUSTER
• wireless internet
• Ordering a pizza over the Internet
• bad grammar is the halitosis of the internet
• The Number One Christian porn site on the internet
• Ideazon Microsoft Windows and Internet Explorer keyset
• Internet hunting
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• What would Feynman do?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• an ache you would ask for
• The dog who would not beg
• We would rather drown in a sea of tears than alter our beliefs.
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Why I sometimes think I must be insane
• Reasons why I am ecstatic to be alive right now
• Trying desperately to be cool
• Be a girl for a day

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