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One day I was hungry and I decided to get some candy and lucky for me there was a candy machine right in front of me. I put in my money and presed B3 and got skittles. I retrieved the skittles and then went to get my change. Instead of change I got a handful of jizz from a used condom. That's the story. Be careful.
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