Findings:
- Now is the time when I start: Drink
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- when my oxygen starts to run low
- What happens when we die?
- when scalding water starts spraying out of your shower's hot water knob
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- You know a writer has made it when they stop posting on e2
- For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- What happens when you tell a girl you'll call and you don't
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
- when Everything666 has reduced the universe to dust in a cataclysmic inferno of carnal knowledge
- When you start a sentence with "As a..." I brace for a non-sequitur
- What happens when you put a bisected grape in a microwave oven
- When I made more
- What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
- When Askeladden Made the Princess Give Up
- What happens when you leave your Zoloft at college and go home for the weekend
- What really happens when you call the help desk
- What happens when you translate to Klingon and back
- Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
- What will happen to me, when you die?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Level 2
- Dancing, you sparkle. You are what happens when music makes love with light.
- When it is easier to let it happen than to fight it
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- This is what happens, son, when you let your wife's green lung get out of hand
- The universe made manifest
- When I was very young, I knew that the world was made of honey.
- I remember when it was me who made her toilet flush
- Sex starts when you're standing up
- Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- when the sky breaks, and the raw power of the universe roars in every direction
- What really happens when boy meets girl
- When I start to feel unfocused, I read TheDeadGuy
- when your pet starts to feel like a person
- I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
- Nancy, you barker. You are what happens when eunuchs make love with shite.
- What happens when a crane touches a power line
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- What happens when a Pope dies
- What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
- Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
- This is When it Happens
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- She is what happens when silence makes love with night.
- What happens when an unspeakable thing is discussed by a loquacious idiot?
- The Moment When Nothing Happened
- This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
- I can't remember when it happened (only that it did)
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Something Happens
- happen
- This will never happen
- What happens to milk after cheese?
- What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
- Just because it happened to you
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- What happens if somebody messes up in lab
- You Know What Happens
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- What Happened to Cunegund, Candide, the Grand Inquisitor, and the Jew
- What Happened to Our Two Travelers with Two Girls, Two Monkeys, and the Savages, Called Oreillons
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- What Happened to Candide and Martin in France
- What do you want to see happen?
- can't happen
- Why do the things that happen to us make such funny stories?
- What if it never happened?
- What Happens to Dead Muppets?
- True love happens
- The Big Bang happened here
- This can't happen
- A boating accident waiting to happen
- Whatever happened to the random link button on yahoo?
- What happens to a dream deferred?
- The Second Coming of Christ already happened
- That whole bedroom thing wouldn't have happened if you hadn't tried to explain Quantum Physics
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
- Whatever happened to acid rain?
- Whatever Happened to Mr. Garibaldi?
- Don't quit five minutes before the miracle happens
- Now let's see what has happened to us by adopting a sedentary lifestyle
- What Happened to the 56 Men Who Signed the Declaration of Independence
- What would happen to your beer in outer space?
- How it would happen
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- Something Happened: The Pacific NorthWest E2 Gathering
- Sometimes, a Wonderful Thing Happens
- A funny thing happened in the arcade today...
- Legal Linux DVD players: What happened?
- What happened to the competition of ideas?
- What happened to all those ancient, advanced civilizations?
- Cheer up luv, it might never happen
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- It Happened One Night
- What happens when you get too lonely
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- What happens if you question your existence?
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- How could this happen?
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- cliches happen
- If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
- Accidents Never Happen
- It happened a long time ago
- What happened to claymation?
- If it hasn't happened to you in Unix, it will
- It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
- How Dorothy Happened to Get Lost
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- What happens to nice girls?
- It Can't Happen Here
- Everything Happens at Night
- The best thing to happen to Atlanta since Sherman: The Whiz-Bang Chronicles
- Accidents will happen
- If you told me this never happened
- Nothing Much Happens
- What really happens while the credit agency's phone is ringing
- Whatever Happened to The Likely Lads?
- A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
- How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
- The Dreadful Has Happened
- What's happened to Polytheism recently?
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum
- Everything happens now
- What Ever Happened to Baby Jane?
- What happens in a car crash
- How could God let this happen?
- No evil can happen
- Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
- What ever happened to Prince Charming?
- World War II never happened
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- Strange Things Sometimes Still Happen
- what happened wasn't necessarily an accident
- A funny thing happened on the way to Ebay
- What if nothing happens
- Whatever happened to peace on Earth
- What can happen if you accidentally commit plagiarism
- Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow?
- What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- Something glorious is about to happen. A reckoning.
- An accident impatient to happen
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- It happens every day
- Bad things that happened on Christmas Day
- This happens all the time
- What will happen after humans are extinct?
- What's The Worst That Could Happen?
- Nothing bad can happen to you in your sleep
- All this has happened before, and all of it will happen again.
- A Lot Can Happen
- What the hell happened to us?
- What Happens in Vegas
- Stuff Happens
- All you ever did was let it happen
- What really happened during the E2 civil war
- based on events that may have happened
- Nothing happens.
- What the hell ever happened to our rights?
- Making memories of things that haven't happened yet
- Why does prostitution happen?
- Such things do not happen in this country
- worse things have happened to better people
- What happened?
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