Findings:

• A Letter from Mom and Dad
• When you're little, mom and dad are superheroes
• My Mom, My Dad, and the Red Polka-Dot Bikini
• Tux ate my dad, my mom, and my sister too
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• Dad (user)
• Calvin's dad
• customer : good dad
• Dad
• Evil Thing Downstairs at my Dad's House
• Easter brunch with my funky midwestern dad
• Dad's Army
• I'm going to be a Dad
• Psycho Dad
• Ken Dodd's Dad's Dog's Dead
• double dad
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• Dad humor
• Essence of Dad
• My dad is a crack whore magnet
• My dad made a pop culture reference!
• Becoming a Dad
• camping with dad
• Dad at the beach
• My Two Dads
• Ghost Dad
• my dad is two people
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Cordelia's Dad
• Potential dad licks my eyeball
• Gun Nut Dad
• Richard Dadd
• Dad's "Joke"
• Hey, Dad!
• Rich Dad Poor Dad
• deadbeat dad
• My dad is proof of Reincarnation
• D-A-D
• Science according to the dad from Calvin and Hobbes
• Dad's Root Beer
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• Salvation for modern Dads
• Oh yeah, and my dad died.
• scots single dad (user)
• Happy Birthday, Dad
• On watching your dad vandalize city property
• ya dad (user)
• Ian's Dad (user)
• Grand Dad says no scragging
• My Dad in the Desert
• My Dad Is Better Than Your Dad
• in the dark of my heart, dad
• Swap's dad's essential guide to wooing the ladies
• Bela Lugosi's Dad
• Have you been a dad today?
• Your Dad's Husband (user)
• Sam sinks his dad's boat
• Fwd: Hey, it might interest you to know your dad got married last weekend
• Stuff I Remember About Dad
• Spending Dad's Inheritance
• After Iraq, kids nervous seeing Dad
• The Day I Swapped My Dad for Two Goldfish
• Going out for a smoothie with your dad
• My dad died
• White working class/rural/evangelical Christian/NASCAR Dad
• dad joke
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• We got along OK, until one day we didn't
• What I Didn't Learn in Church Last Sunday (and wish I had)
• I didn't change anything!
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• didn't
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• Why I didn't want to find his love letters in my copy of East of Eden
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• Which part of I don't understand didn't you understand?
• Let's not, and say we didn't
• I wish I didn't live in the city
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I didn't make the cut for synchronized swimming
• I didn't know what to say
• I didn't want him
• We didn't cross the border; the border crossed us.
• I didn't know such things when I was young
• Live Era '87-'93
• Political Parties that didn't quite make it
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't say I didn't warn you
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• The drugs that didn't ease the pain
• If I didn't write
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The note I didn't give to the woman in the bookstore
• We Didn't Go to Harvard
• I Didn't Know
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• We Didn't Mean To Go To Sea
• The Old Man I didn't see die
• Why didn't you just get a dog?
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• I didn't say he ate your dog
• And They Didn't Die
• She didn't believe in transcendence
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• she didn't believe in kissing outside of art
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Why didn't Jesus remind you
• Redundancy in DNA
• It didn't work, Granberg!
• The pictures that I didn't take
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
• I didn't say you stole my watch
• Warning signs that you may not have chosen the right title (collaboration)
• We Didn't Start the Fire
• What she didn't say
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• She didn't want the truth; she wanted to make a good man squirm
• We Didn't Stir the Nodegel
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Didn't you know?
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• The cathedrals that didn't fall down
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• I woke up searching for something that I didn't find
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
• Too Long, Didn't Read
• You didn't feel anything, did you
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• Of course the cops didn't catch us!
• I should've fought harder for you and I didn't, I'm sorry
• I never metajoke I didn't like
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• I didn't want to know that
• Things Didn't go Differently
• the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The cat that didn't want to be rescued
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• What Darwin Didn't Know
• as if he didn't exist
• i can't tell car accidents from car on-purposes
• I didn't smoke THAT much
• She didn't know what outside was anymore.
• the lady from Iowa didn't either
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?

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