Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "What I am going to tell you has something to do with how sometimes it's necessary to go a long distance out of the way in order to come back a short distance correctly."

• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
• when you watch in broadcast order sometimes dead characters will come back to life
• How to ride long distances in a car
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• The best way to learn something is when someone else figures it out and tells you.
• How to determine the distance to a thunderstorm
• How do I kludge thee? Let me count the ways
• Yes! I am a long way from home.
• Problems that go away by themselves come back by themselves
• It is important go out for a late walk in the new snow
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• Ways of going out in cricket
• How do astronauts go to the bathroom?
• AT&T Long Distance
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• every thing you do tells you something
• how long does it go (user)
• How to test if your mother REALLY has eyes in the back of her head
• Where did you go? Out. What did you do? Nothing.
• we do it in hopes they'll come back
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• long distance carrier
• The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
• Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• I don't go out of my way to believe in anything
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Children of the Corny 4: My (Editor) log has something to tell you ...
• Collision avoidance technique
• That gum you like is going to come back in style
• How to find something which has been lost
• How dating pretty boys helped me come out
• Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• You've come a long way, baby
• Something Wicker This Way Comes
• Something Wicked This Way Comes
• How many bits are required to express every possible distance in the universe?
• A modern long distance relationship
• Advice for people in Long Distance Relationships
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Long distance advertising gimmicks
• Long Distance Call
• How long do babies sleep?
• And my licorice rope ladder is eaten and worn / how the hell do I climb out
• Do it the risky way, out in the open
• How to get a Goth out of a tree
• Telling real pearls from fake ones
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• How to tell you are too tired to do research
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• how far do you want to go?
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• I am Abraham Lincoln, come back from the dead to clone dinosaurs and bring the war to the Congo
• how to short out a phone line
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• You, standing
• long distance
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• I'd love to go back to the late 80's and tell them about our time
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How to ash out of the back window of a moving car
• How to find out if an egg has gone bad
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• Long Distance Love
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Come Back Little Sheba! (e2poll)
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• Mantra: Water off your back, brother. Let it go.
• Come Back Home
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Come Back Salmon
• Image Processing: how to turn a RAW image back to PGM
• I am going to demolish your skeleton
• Come back, come back, the vacuum's tearing things apart
• In the Spirit of "Build Back Better", How about Bring Back Banishment?
• Time Has Come Today
• the day the power went out and never came back on
• It's hard to go back to reality after 10 hours of coding
• Go back to Africa
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• How to roll an "R" in the back of your throat
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Foundation for Telling Me How Great I Am
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Launch me into space, and I'll never need to come back
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• come out
• come out of the woodwork
• the time has come
• I don't want to go back to work
• Life sucks, then you die, then you come back
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Go back for seconds
• How Stella Got Her Groove Back
• Stretching your lower back
• Will you go? Will you send back? A letter from Phnom Penh
• How Linux boy met the Mistress of the Beast with Two Backs
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• I lent you my favorite dictionary. It came back with ripped out pages.
• Beck Comes Back
• I Wanna Go Back to Dixie
• Going back for more
• Avery comes back
• just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
• Do you remember watching hosewater down a driveway back home?
• How to win back your soul in hell
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
• It's not that it all comes back to you. None of it ever leaves you in the first place.
• honey, don't feed me: I will come back
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• something in me says whatever, and it brings me back to you
• In the Fifties, a visitor from Great Britain to New York City notices a young Black woman driving a limousine. A portly middle-aged man, race undetermined, is in the back. Tell her story.
• Come out swinging
• I sometimes think I am too much
• How am I doing?
• come back girl of the knife
• There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• this way, that way, the other way, and back
• Today I am going to learn to fly
• short back and sides
• come back
• Come Back (in Awhile)
• (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
• Cat in the Hat Comes Back
• Go back, Go back, Go back to the woods!
• Coming out of the closet and running back in
• Close your eyes...and go back
• Language use in Lionel Rogosin's "Come Back Africa"
• How Quetzalcoatl Got His Groove Back
• Winning back your girlfriend
• Front. Back. Go!
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• Come on and Bring Back the Brjokén Sounds of Yore!
• How I am glutted with conceit of this!
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• These are the days when birds come back
• Our music is in place of breadcrumbs to find our way back
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• When you whisper to a dog, sometimes it whispers back
• I hope my pony knows the way back home
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Liver, come back to me
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Lover Come Back

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