Findings:
- Well, when the president does it that means that it is not illegal.
- Don't interrupt an enemy when they're making a mistake
- I cried when he threw away the paper towel on top of the microwave
- What does he bend?
- We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
- Where does the song go when the needle is lifted?
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- When does a dream become public domain?
- When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- I killed him today, he who does not exist
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- when does it end (user)
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Only when you can accept the pain does it start to fade. That's what healing is.
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- When Chopin finished a piece he stopped writing it
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- When you dream the end of the world, how does it happen?
- I saved his life. He does not know it.
- He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
- If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
- He is so heavy when he whispers
- When he became an old man
- The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
- St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
- When a man lies he murders some part of the world
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- Does He Take Sugar?
- When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
- When he grins it is a thousand-word story
- When you call a girl beautiful, what does it mean?
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- water does not expand when it freezes
- /dev/bored (user)
- Bore
- M&M's standard operating procedure for bored engineers
- i've lost the ability to be truly bored
- Bored Jay (user)
- Bored lunkhead who needs sleep (user)
- Shoulder Bored (user)
- Real Ale Bore
- Bored at work
- I'm not fucking bored
- sirkutt bored (user)
- Severn Bore
- Coned Bore Gun
- Taper Bore Gun
- cylinder bore
- Full bore linear panic
- .410 bore
- The world is full of crashing bores
- bored (user)
- bored mom (user)
- There is nothing more dangerous than a bored sociopath
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- she seems bored with me after all this time
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- politely excusing yourself from the bore
- Chairman of the Bored
- bored mortals bound to the ground
- the truth of this story is not affected by whether it bores you to hear it again
- Does this dress make me look fat?
- Debbie Does Dallas
- Size does matter
- Why the sun shines
- John Doe
- God does not play dice with the universe
- Time does not exist
- Daisy Fuentes does not come with that six-pack of Miller Lite
- Jane Doe
- Working does not mean thinking
- why natural selection does not work in this day and age
- doe
- Does
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
- Does porn increase the self-perceived value of pussy?
- Super Doe deer urine
- Curious George does LSD
- The Doe and the Lion
- Microsoft does your mom
- What Does Your Soul Look Like
- Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
- Color does not exist
- Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
- male masturbation
- Female masturbation
- If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- Why does your deaf brother need a cell phone?
- Mandibular block injection
- Does this ever go away?
- Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
- How much does Milliways really cost?
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- Does Satan play ice hockey?
- Where Does Everything Come From?
- Why does Pierre-Joseph Proudhon drink only herbal tea?
- What does it mean to be religious?
- Doe Maar
- Christianity does not exist
- Under normal circumstances, the Jewish community does not seek converts
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- fog machine
- what does being a sociological researcher entail?
- Does the pace of technology outpace our ability to use it for good?
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- overnight success does not happen overnight
- Santa Fe Independent School District v. DOE
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- What does nuclear fusion smell like?
- Why does Man kill?
- Why Does Smoking Suck?
- How does Metallica eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- How Does Dr. Dre Eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- To which side does your penis lean?
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
- How much uranium does Canada produce?
- Why does a bull buck?
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me
- If nothing sticks to Teflon, how does it stick to the pan?
- Does hate scare people?
- Does your parents' marriage affect yours?
- How does a monkey eat a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup?
- Does anyone still care about freedom?
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Does this singularity make me look fat?
- Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
- What RU-486 means to me
- Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
- A "Big Bang" does not resolve Olbers' paradox
- Mrs Doe Pee
- The "future" does not exist
- Does Santa exist?
- Mixing bleach and ammonia does not make a super cleaner
- Does Pot Kill Brain Cells?
- Using drugs does not make you a bad person
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- A little bit of dirt does you good
- How long does it take to fall in love?
- This node does not make sense
- What Everything does better than anything else
- does not compute
- Does war have any redeeming features?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- Johnny Dooit Does It
- A line allows progress, a circle does not
- To which side does sir dress?
- My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Faking an orgasm does NOT make sense
- Art has an actual purpose
- it does exactly what it says on the tin
- Time does not exist without rain
- What difference does it make?
- Roman Catholic theology of a cloned human's soul
- Life does not end at high school
- What does art do?
- Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
- How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
- Does that phone taste good?
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Does Humor Belong in Music?
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