Findings:

• What Doesn't Kill You, uh ...
• I Love You ... I'll Kill You
• Punching customers is bad for business
• Know your pets
• High Time to Kill
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Never Kill a Boy on the First Date
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• The nine laws of physics which are most likely to kill you
• Dressed to Kill
• kill Drakey (user)
• She says kill. I say how many.
• ". . ."
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• I killed a pigeon
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• to those killed by the Firestone tires
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• Paulins Kill Viaduct
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
• When I went back in time to kill you
• They Are Them. We are us. Kill Them. All.
• ./
• Kill Yourself
• kill -XCPU
• AIDS Kills Fags Dead
• Don't Kill Her Daddy with Careless Talk
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Kill Haole Day
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• one way to kill an ostrich
• I'm going to kill you
• I WILL kill you!
• Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... uh... you can't get fooled again.
• 1+2+3+ ... +n : Proof by Picture
• Kill Your Boyfriend
• Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill
• To Kill a Mockingbird
• And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Open your eyes. Become bigger. It hasn't killed you, and it's making you stronger
• kill switch
• penalty kill
• Once upon a time. . .
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Kill a rap
• I will kill you if I can
• how my computer nearly killed me
• Almost killed by an Elephant
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• How The Original Pancake House nearly killed me
• Kill Bill
• To Kill Yourself with a Cannonball
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
• Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• The Man He Killed
• How to kill an eel
• How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
• curiosity killed the cat
• Power Kill
• How to kill your mates on Everything2
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• Two killed in "transporter accident"
• kill your babies (node_forward)
• It is hard to kill an animal while it looks you in the eye
• Uh Huh Her
• flowers in a sea of calm blue glass . rattle
• I think I killed it
• Society killed evolution
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
• Kill Doctor Lucky
• kinetic kill weapon
• Killing a polar bear without a rifle
• I've Killed Two Birds With One Stone
• Currency Kills
• Just to Get it Out . . .
• I kill microbes for a living
• How to kill a clown
• Meat Kills
• Today I kill my child
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• Terror Couple Kill Colonel
• The plot to kill George Bush
• Programming killed the story problem
• I killed for fun
• the signal was killed
• Kill the lights in the middle of the road
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• Bikini Kill
• Humane octopus killing
• Fuck Art. Let's Kill.
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• Seventeen ways to kill a sentence
• How it Happened that a Friend Killed a Friend
• How we killed Borges
• Kill your computer
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• The time I nearly killed my friends
• You'd think a cookie killed his dog
• The rumbles in our sleep we do not hear that do not kill us
• . . . and this is how I feel
• Kill Rock Stars
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• The Medium Rare Hamburger That Won't Kill You
• Thou Shalt Not Kill
• Only a little child could kill this cleanly
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• The Age in Which We Tried To Find A Better Way to Kill Everybody
• kill a bear
• Kill Yr Idols
• computers kill kids
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• How Airborne School nearly killed me
• Kill Devil Hill
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• The plot to kill George Bush II
• A Dame To Kill For
• It feels great to kill
• How to kill that mocking bird outside your window
• Guns kill people.
• ./configure
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Kill two birds with one stone
• That which does not kill us, makes us Stranger
• What we think we know can kill us
• I could've killed my father
• This Computer Kills
• If she didn't love you she would kill you
• Cotton kills
• why don't poets kill each other anymore?
• life always kills (user)
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
• Please Kill Me
• This machine kills fascists
• Killed in Action
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• How to kill, cook and eat a rat
• The day I killed my sister
• Will eating a urinal cake kill me?
• How to kill brain cells
• kill screen
• They killed our Lord
• Inhale. Kill. Exhale.
• Kill the rich
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• It kills me to watch them go
• Kill your darlings
• How Warrant nearly killed me
• the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
• I Killed The Zeitgeist
• One more day like today and I'll kill you
• Killed by Allah in the burning plains
• Find what you love and let it kill you

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