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• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Encyclopedia Britannica
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• But the fire doesn't sing to them anymore
• MTV sucks
• I could never draw but they made me an artist
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Give me chastity and continency, but not yet
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• She might not need me. But then again she might.
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• High school can kill you
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• Nobody for me but you
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• where does that leave me?
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Every programmer is incompetent but me.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Mandibular block injection
• God Sees The Truth, but Waits
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• Being a dickhead
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• like you're blind but still can see
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• I'm not sick but I'm not well
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• But what's stopping me from staring at the stars now?
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• it made me sick but kept me warm
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Does this dress make me look fat?
• Why Does Smoking Suck?
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• I was in heaven, I was in hell. Believed in niether but feared them as well.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• You say you love; but with a voice
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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